Question:
Who is the most relaxed person in this world?
Answer:
Dead people.
Because when human beings express emotions such as "hate iron," "hate," or "give up," they always say things like "Are you a dead person?" "I am a corpse."
Jiang Yebai, who had just woken up from a deep sleep, tried hard to recall a series of human burials and fake corpses breaking out of coffins that he had seen before falling asleep. He also studied in depth modern human knowledge and felt that he had fully mastered all the necessary requirements and was a chosen one.
Oh, the saying that God chooses the dead is also new knowledge learned by young people who have heard about it.
In short, Jiang Yebai, wearing the same dress and hairstyle as young people, is confident: now he is stable! I will make great achievements——
Then he was arrested by the Special Security Committee.
Jiang Yebai:? Why did the modern demon hunting department come so quickly?
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The Special Security Committee, whose full name is the Special Security Committee, is a confidential department under the national security. It specializes in dealing with special groups and non-human species across the country. Jiang Yebai, who has entered the interrogation room, knows very well that it is the "Monster Hunting Division" in the new era.
Times are changing, but the interrogation skills of young people have not improved much. The "dead man" is comfortable but feels bored and just wants to get away as soon as possible.
Until a man with a calm face appeared, and the young man called him "Zhu Chu".
Seeing the emotional color on "Zhu Chu", Jiang Yebai gave a friendly smile.
——The new era is still very good. Look, aren't there interesting people appearing here?
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Zhu Dianxue pierced through the aftermath of the strong wind and struggled to get close to Jiang Yebai and the enemy at the center of the storm.
He heard the enemy questioning Jiang Yebai, "Don't you hate humans? You've been playing with people's hearts for so long, have you really forgotten what your name should be?!"
Zhu Dianxue looked up and saw Jiang Yebai standing in the wind, his figure tall and tough, unmoving, his short black hair flying freely in the wind. From the gaps in his black hair, he saw the "dead man" bending his eyes, his lips showing a gentle smile, and he replied slowly: "It's okay."
In the storm that became even more violent after the enemy became angry, Zhu Dianxue raised his sword with his lips raised. The light of the sword and the wave of emotions bursting out from Jiang Yebai's raised hand crushed the storm.
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Integrity and calmness/Strong fighting power/You are so young at a young age/Old cadres attack* the staple food of negative emotions/The brain circuit is unique/Bking but unconsciously/Professed to be a "dead man"
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