
Yinshi Green Tea Emperor Taming Guide
阴湿绿茶帝王驯养指南
by Ringo on the Seventh Day (七日林檎)
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- Completed
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- 351k Words
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- Danmei (BL)
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- 8mo ago
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- JJWXC
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The full text is complete, and a bonus bonus will be dropped by chance. The main text will be unified and refined in the future. Thanks for supporting the genuine version>3< *The column "Silly and Cute Cookies in the Entertainment Circle from Ancient Times to Today" "Records of the Love of the Best Actor in the Qing Dynasty", please collect it~ —— [Slow dog type little sun genius general suffers × green tea dank male ghost fights and grabs the prince's attack] Xie Jianchen had been on the run for several years and never thought that he would be caught and brought back to the palace by his sweetheart in public. As the only son of the Zhenguo general, he was the most watched young man in the capital of Dahuan since childhood. The horses are dressed in bright clothes, the wind is bright and the moon is shining. When the horses ride down the street, they can attract people all over the city to throw fruit and carts. But no one knows that this Beijing Bai Yueguang has a secret that cannot be told—— When he was a child, he once bumped into the "princess" taking a bath in the royal courtyard. The childish child was ignorant but said loudly: "When I crown you, I will use an eight-carry sedan to welcome you to the door!" Unexpectedly, as soon as he confessed his love, he discovered that the "princess" was! Indivual! Male! People! The frightened straight man (self-confessed) Xie Jianchen fled to the border overnight carrying a spear. - A few years passed by in a blink of an eye. His family was framed and destroyed by traitors, and he was exiled thousands of miles away alone. People say that Xie Jianchen married a gentle, considerate wife in the wilderness who was willing to share joys and sorrows with him. But the "Madam" appeared to be submissive, but she turned around and stabbed the local snakes who coveted him. During the day, she was dazzled by blood, and at night she transformed into a blood-soaked Shura to clean up the house for him. Later, his "wife" actually ascended the throne!!! The new emperor lifted Xie Jianchen's chin and pressed him firmly on the bed board, "The young general said he would be responsible for me for the rest of his life, but now he wants to break his promise?" Xie Jianchen: ... Damn it, how can one fall into the same pit twice! * Yan Li was born with a prophecy from a young age, but was treated coldly and harshly. As a last resort, he kept a low profile and lived in a woman's dress for twenty years. He forcefully turned himself into a resentful ghost in the palace. He could pierce a delicate heart without any trace of stain, and he could also cut his wrist without changing his expression and let the emperor's brother use his blood for medicine. ——Only on the day Xie Jianchen left, I became confused. Many years later, when he heard that the Xie family had been wronged and convicted, he resolutely gave up his disguise, broke through all the obstacles and left Beijing, and pulled the young man trapped in the cage onto his horse. Then, the news of the princess's unexpected death spread like wildfire throughout the government and the public. … With his top-notch acting skills, Yan Li finally embraced the beauty after he ascended the throne, and he stayed in the gentle hometown every day, feeling very happy. Xie Jianchen, who had a sore back, looked at the young emperor who was becoming more and more wanton, and gradually came to his senses: This is wrong! Where is a gentle and considerate lady like me? Σ(°Д°; But just when everyone thought everything was settled, on the eve of the Queen's Ceremony: The queen-to-be, Xie Jianchen, ran away. * Fast forward a few years, in the teahouse, the storyteller is vivid and vivid, "Do you know the past story of the evil concubine being rebuked by the entire court?" When he got to the point where he was getting excited, he clapped his hands angrily: "Let's say that relying on his ability to follow the dragon, he occupied the dragon bed every night, leaving behind all the imperial cases..." Among the amazed crowd, a masked knight lifted the table and stood up: "How come the official history of a general and a thief became a scandal in the palace!?" In the elegant room high up, the man in black clothes leaned on the red railing and smiled softly: "Young master is so angry, could it be that he has seen the imperial case and the carved dragon couch?" "The Imperial Case is obviously full of memorials! When His Majesty's restructuring angered the family, those pedantic memorials..." "Oh?" The beaded curtain in the attic rattled, the sword energy cracked the young knight's mask, and the man in black clothes came gracefully. The evil man's brows and eyes were full of madness that was lost and recovered. He raised his hand to clasp Xie Jianchen's chin, half-smiling. "The queen has been away from the palace for two years. She doesn't remember the way home, but her skills have improved?" #Walking the longest road in the world #It's His Majesty's routine! [Eating Guide·Leimeng Self-Avoidance] 1. The thousand-layer routine of Yinshi attacking the trapping dog, two first loves running in both directions 2. People who are unconsciously flirtatious but emotionally slow, are crazy about love and are in the late stage of love brain 3. In the early stage, there are elements of attacking women's clothing. It is not a weak attack. The only attack is to pretend to be weak in front of the opponent. Any form of counterattack is not supported! 4. Machiavellian tactics destroy logic, plz lightly sprays, and all the plots serve the love of two children. —— The following advance receipt copy: Fake cool, really natural, silly, ancient and modern actor is fucked by fake dandy, really innocent, arrogant, arrogant, mixed-race young master So what kind of friends become regular friends/raise literature? **** Mu Qianyu, a disciple of Qingqing Tao, failed to survive the tribulation. After passing through the ancient times, he became a bitch in the entertainment industry, not to mention his poor acting skills. He even faced the dismal ending of being terminated by the company and starving to death on the street. The house leaked and it rained all night, and the mixed-race young man who was bumped into and forced to sleep was actually Qin Yao, the young president of the original company and a well-known bad-tempered prince in the industry. Thinking of how she used people as donkeys last night, Mu Qianyu pulled up her pants and ran away with a guilty conscience, waiting to be blocked by the entire network. As expected, the prince came over angrily and accused him of being a cowardly man who wanted to seize the opportunity to gain power. Duplicity handed over the maintenance/support agreement. Mu Qianyu:? . It's a huge bargain, and you'd be a fool not to take advantage of it. In this way, he lived a life of working on the set during the day and quarreling with the prince in the luxury car and mansion at night, occasionally engaging in childish quarrels and getting paid. As time went by, he was cut into a million-dollar direct shot while performing sword-playing with Wia without a substitute, which completely became a hit. Mu Qianyu had no choice but to end her sloppy life, and her variety show appointments continued. He has become the darling of traffic, and his net worth has skyrocketed; similarly, he has attracted countless popular searches—— #The male lead of the ancient puppet is chosen by heaven #Emotional drama crematorium It has been difficult to get into the mood for major emotional scenes, and the filming process was forced to be put on hold. ... On the side effects of ruthlessness-_-|| In desperation, Mu Qianyu could only knock on the door of the president's office and confess to his new boss Qin Yao. Unexpectedly, the always arrogant young president lost all his arrogance and forced him to the corner step by step: "Then Teacher Mu, do you want to... Fall in love and find some inspiration?" Someone's brain freezes. Huh? Falling in love? Me? How can I break his innocence and ask me to take responsibility? #I don't know, I fell in love with the financial sponsor and became the best actor in a blur. Purpose: Don't lose your sincere courage




