Let's have some fun with "recognizing thieves as fathers" and "dating father and son".
[I don't know why Teng Snake is attacked by X Sesame Glutinous Rice Ball Garuda]
[Naga is extremely poisonous. If Garuda eats it, he will obtain an immortal golden body. If his body dies, he will turn into a pure blue glass heart.
Naga can turn into a real dragon by swallowing the pure green glass heart.
This is a shortcut to practice.
For thousands of years, the two tribes suffered heavy casualties.
But no Garuda has obtained the immortal golden body, and no Naga has successfully transformed into a dragon. ]
*
Liu Sansi is a soaring snake, a low-level naga.
After practicing for thousands of years, there is still no sign of transforming into a dragon.
One day, he accidentally heard the news of Garuda's death, and hurried to have a feast——
The pure green glass heart didn't find it, only a round golden egg.
There were slight cracks on the surface of the golden egg, as if something alive was about to break out of the shell.
Liu Sansi squinted:
This child cannot be kept!
He raised his hand and struck hard at the golden egg——
The egg didn't break and he fainted.
When I woke up, the egg was gone.
A big fat boy lay on his chest, sucking loudly.
Seeing him wake up, she smiled sweetly at him and said, "Ah... It's cool~"
*
The Garuda clan has lost its only talented person in the past thousand years who is expected to cultivate an immortal golden body. Liu Sansi has a little kid beside him who pulls his clothes and calls him mother all day long.
Little bean sprouts are edible, hard to kill, grow quickly, and are very clingy.
While Liu Sansi was taking him to hide here and there, he was studying a hundred ways to eat Garuda.
Before he even got to his mouth, in the blink of an eye, the little Douding had grown into a handsome young man, interfering with him everywhere. It ranges from his behavior to his basic necessities, and he especially likes to interfere in his personal affairs.
Seeing that the estrus period that occurs once in a thousand years is about to come, Liu Sansi curled his lips:
This child cannot be kept!
He drove the young man away without mercy and found a little female snake to go back to the cave to enjoy himself.
Before he could see his face clearly, the young man sprang out from nowhere, picked up the little female snake and threw her out.
*
The young man stared at him, his eyes heavy, his expression gloomy, and there seemed to be fire burning in his eyes.
Like eating a snake.
Liu Sansi, who huddled up in a ball, was shocked, "Stop messing around! I'm your father!"
The usually brilliant young man suddenly smiled evilly.
"Before, you ate me. This time, let me taste you. Isn't that too much?"
"Father, dear, great, man."
The young man waved his hand and the cave door closed.
Liu Sansi's eyes darkened and he fell into complete chaos.
*
A few months later, the cave door reopened.
Liu Sansi held on to his sore waist and stared at the rich and handsome man in front of him, with a satisfied look on his face, who had grown into a Garuda, and felt hopeless:
He just said it!
This child cannot be kept!
-The copy was exposed on 25.5.28-
Intention: When will it be time to retaliate against wrongs?
