
Salted Fish and Rabbit Ball, but Conquer the Ceiling!
咸鱼兔球,但攻略天花板!
by Mu Youmuyou (沐有木有)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 486k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 2d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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[I can finish the text next week^0^] Copywriting: Once Rongzhi died, his soul passed away. Good news: Not completely dead. Bad news: It turned into a palm-sized lop-eared rabbit, so fluffy and soft that it can be crushed under a single move. Before I could feel sad, the main mission was released: [Strategy against the genius spiritual pulse master Xiao Qisheng. Success will bring you new life, failure will destroy you. Xiao Qisheng, the standard flower of the high mountains, has a distinguished family background, extraordinary talent, stunning appearance but cold and stoic. Rong Zhi's two short paws step on each other QAQ: Is it really a rabbit? There is no other way. Rongzhi panicked, closed his eyes and rushed towards the target - he collapsed at the person's feet, the little rabbit tilted his head and stuck out his tongue. - Xiao Qisheng lowered his eyes and looked at the blatant rabbit at his feet. The rabbit was very fat and dirty, and he was pretending to be dead very hard. Xiao Qisheng moved his steps silently. The Rabbit is very "stunned". He takes one step back, and the Rabbit follows one step. "..." The velvet branch that was picked up was unreasonable and strong: "I don't care! You picked it up yourself! If you pick it up, you must be responsible!" Xiao Qisheng was silent for a few breaths and carried him home. - After sneaking into the Xiao family, Rongzhi found that the strategy went extremely smoothly. Even though he usually shows off his power and shows off his power, his favorability only increases, and the mission seems to be a failure. Rongzhi is delighted: So it turns out that I, the rabbit, am so rare? Until one day when she went to a temple fair, Rongzhi was given flowers by a flower girl and invited to see her again. Rongzhi guiltily hid the flower behind her back: "Don't be angry... I don't want it anymore..." Xiao Qisheng looked indifferent: "Why should I be angry?" That night, the velvet branches were pressed against the couch. Xiao Qisheng's eyes were dark and his voice was low and hoarse: "I love you." Rongzhiǒ.ǒ: "Xu! If you don't tell me, don't tell me." I am a little deaf and blind, I am a little deaf and blind... Small theater: Under Xiao Qisheng's step-by-step plan, Rongzhi was confused every day. But what he couldn't bear was that Xiao Qisheng was not as stoic as he appeared! Unable to live up to his expectations, Xiao Qisheng called him a few words in a low voice with his head in his face - "Wow!" And his shorts flew off. Rongzhi hurriedly went to pick up his pants and became angry: "You, please stop screaming!" Xiao Qisheng leaned forward and looked up at him. Nothing was said. However, Rongzhi twitched his rabbit ears and relaxed his hands when he saw him—— "Shua", it flew away again. The beautiful and cute little rabbit Jishou (who looks very obedient but is actually a stinker) × the cold and sultry beauty Gong (who looks abstinent but is intolerant of paranoia) 1V1 double c! He! Reading guide: [In the early stage, you will be attacked by the strategy, and in the later stage, you will be guided by the attack! This non-pure strategy article has a branch plot! Not a cute pet! (99 For young lovers! It's forbidden to do anything wrong! Otherwise, I'll stab you!)] [Traveling in reverse time and space, the two have different memories! 1. Double development of plot and emotional line (the span of the plot line is large!) 2. Two-way strategy! It may seem like someone is playing tricks on you, but in fact, it's a deeply rooted love that you can enjoy~ (The offensive side is cold and the heart is not cold, an atypical iceberg! He is a sultry person! Love brain! The opponent has a super thick arrow! The arrow is bigger than a rabbit ball!) 3. The background is empty! Don't be too particular! If you like it, I hope you can comment more, maybe there will be surprise drops (look forward to it?) ^0^ ——————————————— Pre-receipt: "My wife is so soft that she can't take care of herself" Ancient abo, double strong 1V1, reborn beauty dog training Xie Jiyu, the only son of the Imperial Tutor at that time, was extremely talented, looked like a relegated immortal, and was gentle and gentle like jade in front of others, but in his heart he had the temperament of retribution. Four years ago, during the Ding'an Incident, the vassal towns were separated, the eunuchs took over power, and the emperor was ignorant and listened to the slanderous words to cede territory and seek peace. His father secretly planned to protect the country and tried his best to save the crisis. Unexpectedly, his success shocked the master and the Xie family was labeled as "collaborating with the enemy". However, at this time, Huo Che entered the palace with a knife, took his father's head from his neck, and entered the palace to plead guilty. He killed his father and raided his entire family. In the blink of an eye, he asked for orders again and forcefully married Xie Jiyu, who was dressed in plain clothes, into the general's mansion in the name of "protecting the whole family." He sleeps with his enemies, but the world says he has a "good fortune." Everyone in the family was guilty, but he was the only one who escaped. A year later, the world changed drastically. The emperor ascended the throne, the eldest princess ascended the throne, and the Xie family was rehabilitated. But his hatred still lingered. Whenever Huo Che went to war, he would kneel before his father's soul and beg him to never come back. Until Horcher really died. He became famous at a young age and never suffered a single defeat. However, during this great victory at the border, he was left with no bones left. The night before leaving, Xie Jiyu slapped him in the face. However, Huoche took the initiative to hold his hand again and put it against his cheek, and whispered: "There are frequent border troubles in the North, and I will lead the troops to go on an expedition tomorrow." Xie Jiyu's eyes were full of sarcasm, and he said with a smile: "Then I hope that the general will die on the battlefield. If you die, I will collect your body for you." One word becomes a prophecy. The "enemy who killed his father" was dead, but he felt nothing but nothingness. They met when they were young, but ended up entangled in love and hate until they died. When he opened his eyes again, Xie Jiyu returned to the time when the disaster first started. Just after the Ding'an Rebellion, there was an undercurrent in the court. This time, he wants to take the initiative. He doesn't believe that destiny is made in heaven. If the sky insists on this, he will overthrow the sky and rewrite the destiny. In the dead of night, the window lattice rings softly. Xie Jiyu looked at the person who came in through the window. He knew nothing about the entanglements in his past life. He could not hide his emotions in his eyes, and he was as careful as holding a candle. He couldn't help but sneer. If the dog he raises is disobedient, he can just train it. Xie Jiyu stepped forward, his clothes were slightly open, and the scenery was looming: "I want you to help me." Huoche was stunned, with nowhere to put his hands and feet, but his eyes were glued to his face and couldn't move away. Xie Jiyu raised his eyebrows: "General, don't you want to?" Horcher's Adam's apple rolled violently, his face turned red, and his voice became tight: "... Think." Carrying the memories of four years in his previous life, Xie Jiyu warned in advance, avoided the murderous situation, and rewrote the tragedy. However, during the overt and covert interactions with that person, he unexpectedly discovered the secret of that year... But killing is killing, and this can never be changed. Xie Jiyu lowered his eyes in the dark night and looked at the sleeping person next to him. His fingertips hung on the side of his neck, and in the end he just touched him lightly. Small theater: The period of rain and dew is coming to an end, and the palace lock has not yet been released. Hotcher took the person into his arms, buried his face in his chest, and kissed him again and again: "Madam..." Xie Jiyu was still panting, and it took a long time for his dilated pupils to refocus, and he let out a soft "hmm". "Yun'an, I will go on an expedition tomorrow." Xie Jiyu hooked her legs around his thin waist, took a deep breath, grabbed his hair, and said in a hoarse voice, "You'd better come back alive." Huoche was forced to be dragged out of the gentle village and said with a smile: "I dare not disobey Madam's orders." Intention: Strive to become a better version of yourself!
