After Accidentally Entering the Furry Group Chat

On the first day after moving into his new home, Yu Zhihe was pulled into a strange group chat. People in the group were chatting about cosplaying small animals, and they thoughtfully changed his comment to [Crane]. [Evil Polar Fleece]: Wow! There's an incredible new species in the building! [Rolled Rabbit Cake]: Crane-chan, Rabbit says hello to you. Adhering to the idea of ​​​​getting along well with the neighbor's children, he blended in and said: Hello. After silently peeking at the screen for a while, Yu Zhihe found that although this group of cos-loving kids spoke in a strange way, they were still pretty nice people. For example, a weak little stray cat came downstairs in the community, and the group friends secretly went to feed it. Although he didn't know why they acted like this every time they fed the cat... If you are facing a formidable enemy and have a strong sense of stealth, you can't wait to make a full schedule to cooperate. Until a sudden heavy rain "grounded" all the friends at home. The heavy rain lasted for three whole days. When the group of friends were anxious, Yu Zhihe went downstairs and took the dirty kitten home. * Under the guidance of his friends, he carefully cared for the little puppet for a month. At the same time, a group member named [Cat King] also joined the group. Everyone likes this new group friend very much. Even the most arrogant [Evil Polar Fleece] and the most naughty [Cold Samoyed] behave well in front of the Cat King. Probably the king of children among a group of middle school children. Yu Zhihe thought so. King Cat has recently encountered relationship problems, and his friends are giving him advice from all directions. Yu Zhihe's cat also went without bed tiles for three days. First, the quilt he folded before going to work was balled up into a nest by someone, and he could even pull out several handfuls of cat hair with his hand; Then the flour and white sugar in the kitchen were scattered all over the floor, and a few small plum blossom prints landed on it. In the end, even the shower in the bathroom was brutally murdered, and the shower gel and shampoo that Yu Zhihe had just bought were littered with corpses. Yu Zhihe took one, two, three, four, five or six deep breaths. The culprit cat was hiding in the corner, and when he caught it, it would meow in its throat. ——Spring is here, and it's time to teach cats some human principles. * The night before he brought the cat to the "bell-unlocking room", Yu Zhihe woke up from his dream and found a beautiful man with cat ears sitting on his body. The man's jewel-like blue eyes stared at him dissatisfiedly. As his breaths intertwined, Yu Zhihe heard him gritting his teeth and saying, "Who are you going to sterilize?" Small Theater[While Cats Are Chasing Love] [Cat King]: I have tried all the methods you gave me, but they don't work. (Cat's head sheds tears. Jpg) [Pearl Bird]: Could it be because he doesn't understand what you said? So the next day, Yu Zhihe discovered in horror—— The neighbor's dogs and Samoyeds were exchanging ideas on demolishing their home, and he could actually understand what they were barking at! After getting out of the elevator, the little bird at the door was singing "The sun is shining in the sky"; the kitten was carried out to take a bath and cried for meow; the chinchilla that had just arrived in the new home was trembling and wishing not to be eaten. ... He must be suffering from hysteria. Yu Zhihe returned home with a heartbroken heart. He saw his ragdoll kitten raising its face obediently, as if begging for kisses and praise. When he came back, he said "meow". "That's great baby, you can't talk!" Yu Zhihe rolled the cat up and sucked it wildly, completely unaware of the dazed and desperate look in the cat's eyes. Food Guide 1.0 1. Romantic comedy, Maomao is a great demon with good cultivation, and other furries will subconsciously get close to him. 2. When you fall in love after becoming a human being, the initial "chasing love" behavior is pure mischief in the eyes of the owner (Maomao Cangsauna Cigarette. Jpg) 3. Add more when you think of it Determination: Run towards you unswervingly