
Flirting Your Face to Get into the Niao Niao Church
捏脸混进鸟鸟教后
by Jiang Shanghu (江上桪)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 97k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 13d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
Bring an advance copy of "The Lost Guide to Rescue" ————————————— The society is afraid of complaining about being enslaved and being arrogant VS being arrogant and crying, and being brain-attacked in love After Qin Shiyu traveled through time, he was bound to a modeling system that could transform into various animals. He decided to shoot a documentary In order to keep his job, Qin Shiyu approached a purple and blue King Kong in the form of a black phoenix (a parrot) Unexpectedly, after work, Qin Shiyu saw the same purple-blue King Kong downstairs at his home. It was so wet and pitiful that he could not help but die. Qin Shiyu took the big bird home Purple Blue King Kong: Ying Ying Then the demolition of the home began. At the same time, Qin Shiyu's company assigned him a new apprentice. Since then, bizarre things have happened one after another. For example, a colleague could clearly read the words hidden in the hair of a doll from five meters away. He won the special prize of an iPad, even though he requested the iPad... For another example, a colleague opened a table of macadamia nuts without any openers or fruit openings, even though he wanted to eat them secretly... What's even more outrageous is that a colleague was able to remain conscious and unscathed when he fell from a height of 100 meters during a tandem gliding accident, even though it was to save him... But Qin Shiyu is still suspicious. Compared with this, Qin Shiyu had something even worse - his King Kong always disappeared while playing, and he thought about it for a long time to no avail. When he opened the door, he saw his new colleague standing half/naked in his house. Qin Shiyu lowered his head in excitement. Inside: What is this? What is this! He thought too much and once had hallucinations. The way his new colleagues were eating and sleeping could make him hallucinate his King Kong, with similar actions and eyes. Until... Qin Shiyu dragged his tired body home, and saw his new colleague and current boyfriend wearing an apron. The kitchen was full of delicious food, and behind him was a pair of living, lake-blue magnificent wings. When Lan Jin saw Qin Shiyu coming home, his eyes glowed with bright golden color, shining under the dim light. He glanced at Qin Shiyu from the corner of his eye and picked him up, his eyes red. "You worked overtime and didn't add bird food for three days! Have you forgotten me?" Qin Shiyu's legs went weak: How could he forget this? ! ! Lan Jin buried her head in Qin Shiyu's neck and picked him up: "I'm hungry, so you have to make it up to me..." Advance receipt copy: Jing Quan was good-looking, loved money and power, but he had no memory and was penniless, so he had to live hand to mouth. Mainly a hacker, occasionally killing people. Codenamed "Blue Whale". When killing people, the weasel walks with the chicken, and the knife is raised and dropped. Five years later, he received a huge reward order from the Killers Guild. The target is Yu Nuo, the president of Shangri-La. Shangri-La, the largest private enterprise in the Federation. The industrial chain runs through the entire galaxy. When Jing Quan walked into Yu Nuo's old house with a glass of poisonous wine, he found his own portrait. Title of painting: My teacher. Signature: Yu Nuo. Jing Quan:? ? ? Jing Quan: Still killing? But Jingquan successfully blended into Shangri-La. The truth behind the amnesia has not yet been discovered, but Shangri-La has been purged maliciously. The two sneaked into the political center but were accidentally captured and taken to the Executive Office. The director was surprised at first when he saw him, and then his eyes moistened: "Teacher, long time no see." The memory constraints were slightly loosened, and Jing Quan vaguely remembered something. The person in front of me is named Luo Ming. When he once broke up with the White Tower, Luo Ming held a bouquet of blue roses in his hand, but his gun was pressed against his forehead. Jing Quan: Do you want to take revenge on me? Luo Ming shook his head: I want to make up for some regrets. Jing Quan left the main star unharmed. Only then did Jing Quan know that he was once the proud son of the Prime Star and a teacher respected by countless political elite leaders in the business district. And Yu Nuo is his most loyal student. Amnesia is not an accident, but a huge conspiracy. Jingquan needs more power to prevent the tragedy from happening again. It coincides with the guild's once-in-ten-year killer gathering, and Jing Quan goes there. The president cried with joy when he saw Jingquan. The president was incoherent: you, you, you... Me, me, me... Jing Quan thoughtfully: Are you my student? President: Yes! There are also bardic organizations. The team leader burst into tears after seeing Jing Quan. Jing Quan hesitated: Are you my student too? The team leader nodded wildly. Jing Quan: Now, all the big guys in the galaxy are my students. . Small theater~ a month ago. Shangri-La Employee No. 1: Did you know that the president brought a new colleague when he returned from a business trip? It is said that it took a lot of effort to pry into the corner! Employee No. 2: Are you talking about Boss Yu? He is so ruthless, when has he ever been close to anyone? Employee No. 3 (Coming, stopping): Are you talking about Jingquan? (Admiration) He is simply the most powerful and beautiful person I have ever seen... Conclusion: Where is the corner? This is clearly the future CEO's wife! A month later, the president's funeral. Jing Quan squeezed out two drops of crocodile tears, held the flower in his hand, and smiled at the corner of his mouth. At this moment, someone blew on Jing Quan's earlobe, and the breath was warm. "If I had drank the glass of red wine you handed me, would it be me who is lying here now?" It's Yu Nuo. With the ecstasy of reunion after a long separation and the caution that was suppressed to the core, he gently hugged Jingquan. "Teacher, I miss you so much." Purpose: Protect wild animals

