Cultivate Immortality, but Perform It Anywhere

Copywriting one: When Yan Wuchen, a famous cheater in the world of immortality, was traveling around the world, he picked up a little girl eating moldy steamed buns. The girl grabbed her by the hem of her clothes and tried to become a disciple. Yan Wuchen held the dog's tail in his mouth and smiled: "The dog doesn't mind the family being poor. Don't regret it when you get there." ——As a result, the young apprentice Zhu Yu collapsed on the spot: This leaky straw shed is not even as good as a doghouse! From then on, Zhu Yu lived a life of a child bride (apprentice), cultivating spiritual fields during the day, mending roofs at night, and intermittently beating Master Xianyu. Until one day she couldn't bear it anymore and dragged her master down the mountain to practice, only to find that—— The streets are full of people selling their master's peripherals. The boss of the world of immortality looked at him with loving eyes: "Has your master ever mentioned me to you?" The old enemy boss gritted his teeth: "Yan Wuchen! You pretended to be dead for three hundred years just to support this little girl?!" Bai Yueguang's master, the master who acted badly, the boss who criticized him like crazy, and she was helpless. Zhu Yu:? ? ? So the whole world knows that my master is a boss, but I am the only one who thinks she is a loser? Copywriting two: On the day when Yan Wuchen picked up his little apprentice, he offered three sticks of incense to his master in the back mountain. Later, she and Zhu Yu traveled around the world: the yellow beam pillow, the silver hairpin falling, the ashes of calamity rising, the Buddha's bones drying up, and the three lives passing through the mirror of reincarnation. Just when she thought she was getting close to the truth, Zhu Yu's body kept disappearing... Yan Wuchen finally understood the prophecy left by his master back then. Narcissistic pretending to be a ceiling master Reading guide: 1. There are men in the world view of this article, but they will only appear as passers-by. Unless otherwise specified, the characters will default to women. The main people in power are all women. 2. We will try our best to avoid insulting words and situations that insult women. If there is any accidental use, we welcome corrections. 3. About updates: It's a newbie writing, so updates are slow, but we guarantee weekly updates (Sunday updates). If things go well, we'll update twice a week, and we'll never give up! 4. Attack each other. Intention: The way of heaven is ruthless and people have feelings, and the right way of the world is the vicissitudes of life