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[Advance collection of "The whole Internet sucked the cp between me and my ex-boyfriend", the copy is at the bottom~]
Mysophobia, perfectionism, eroticism without realizing it (painting hand)
Xu Dengxin, a well-known painter named "Hua Qi", has his drafts scheduled for next year, and fans are calling him his wife.
I met the big V writer "Nan Lou" in a fan group half a year ago. The two had highly similar tastes in CP. They hit it off immediately and cherished each other.
They wrote joint articles together, drew congratulatory pictures, and blew each other's rainbow farts together, becoming each other's favorite wives.
After the interview, Nanlou posted a message:
AB is simply too good to drink
Xu Dengxin stared at the screen and silently deleted the words he had just typed in the dialog box.
——It's over, what he drank was BA.
So, his favorite writer became his rival.
——
Ji Nanlou wears many armors and has various styles. Every single vest will be chased and scolded by different fans.
But the luckiest thing for him was that he met Xu Dengxin.
"Flower Season" was a "muse of lust" that he had never seen before. Just standing there and wiping his hands made Ji Nanlou feel like she was seduced.
So his words began to change and go straight to the yellow, barely able to hide the author's vest.
Huaqi praised him: "Teacher Nanlou's literary atmosphere is very different, which is very different from the kind that is just for pornography."
Ji Nanlou silently hides the red and white website homepage of dozens of oral articles.
Hua Qi complained: "There is an online author who I really hate asking me to write a manuscript. It's hard to make money and shit is hard to eat."
While Ji Nanlou was acting as the client during the flowering period, he silently hid his vest as a famous novelist.
——
Finally, Xu Dengxin couldn't stand it anymore. He wanted to confess that he was taking BA, and halfway through typing——
A message came from the South Tower:
[Novel character design file. Pdf]
"Teacher, the character design for the new book has been written. If you can draw it, I will pay you directly as usual."
……This is clearly the new book character of the famous novelist.
Xu Dengxin: [?
Ji Nanlou: Oh.
Attack: No matter how you fold it, it will be successful.
Suffering from mysophobia is a real psychological problem that requires medical treatment
Stacked Armor: There is no prototype in the whole text, and the name-dropping and spoofing are purely accidental. Please adjust the color palette when copying, please do not be gay, please do not give writing guidance, please do not downvote if you abandon the article, politely refuse to be extremely aggressive/controlled, warning for novices in writing, read in a civilized manner, and create a good writing/reading environment together.
Advance payment:
The tsundere thinks that she is fierce and sexy, but she knows that she is fighting and attacking.
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Kan Sheng, the top CV in the circle, got out of the circle in an outrageous way: his friends in the circle wrote him a Lalang CP article that became a hot search, and——
He is still the one below!
Lalang's attack is the rising newcomer CV Chen Jinshi in the industry.
With a beautiful voice and a beautiful face, her appearance and voice match perfectly, and she gained countless fans overnight.
Mr. Kan was dissatisfied and sent a private message to his friend: Why should I compare with him? I am the one below?
Friend: Don't you think it's sacred?
Kan Sheng:?
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After much thought, Kan Sheng was still unhappy, so he simply rushed to his friend's house and knocked on the door, wanting to find out.
As a result, the person who opened the door was not my friend himself.
The smell of cooking noodles came from behind the door. A fair-skinned and beautiful man wearing an apron leaned against the door and raised his eyes to look at him: "What's the matter?"
Kan Sheng was stunned.
Mr. Kan no longer dared to ask Lalang about humanities:
Because the person his friend hooked up with him was his brother.
……It's his ex-boyfriend whom he had an ugly relationship with five years ago.
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"In this life and this time" cp became popular all over the Internet. The popularity of cp was so high that even the company announced its release.
Kan Sheng guessed that Chen Jinshi would be very reluctant after the cp was bound.
After all, although they broke up decisively, the reason was very bad.
Unexpectedly, Chen Jinshi posted a high-profile post on Weibo: [The best voice in the world @]
Kan Sheng:?
Yy was on the mic, and Chen Jinshi said in a numb voice that no one could hear: "Thank you, Ah Sheng, for carrying me to the mic."
Kan Sheng:? ?
There was a shortage of talent for new dramas, so Chen Jinshi actively recommended him. The phrase "It would be natural to play a couple with him" leaked out and became a must-have phrase in CP super dramas.
Kan Sheng:? ? ?
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Kan Sheng always insisted that Chen Jinshi was dedicated to promoting CP, until during the kissing scene, a man grabbed his wrist and pressed him for a long time.
The other party kissed him until he was dizzy, and used that face to seduce the soldiers' hearts very skillfully.
Kan Sheng was lifted up by his legs and sat back in the man's arms. He even called it easy to get into the drama.
"Shh, Shengsheng, we're recording."
Kan Sheng immediately gritted his teeth and his spine trembled.
In the lines, Chen Jinshi's character is begging his lover not to break up.
When Kan Sheng heard this, he felt his body and mind go red and warm, and his shoulders trembled.
Chen Jinshi threw the script back on the table and pressed the pause button.
He lowered his voice, sounding numb and aggrieved, but the strength in his hands did not diminish at all:
"Please don't break up, Mr. Kan, please, I really miss you."
Purpose: Breaking down barriers
Reader comments
If you can't stop the total offense and control, it will last a lifetime (
Don't accept the English version. I'm afraid. This is a purely computer-translated version. I didn't even edit it. I only read some words to see if orz was used.
If you can't stop the total offense and control, it will last a lifetime (
Don't accept the English version. I'm afraid. This is a purely computer-translated version. I didn't even edit it. I only read some words to see if orz was used.
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