[1] Meng Jizhi is a hardworking worker who just wants to be a salted fish. He lies in bed every day and dreams that one day he will be able to get rich without working.
Until one day she woke up from bed and found that she had traveled back to ancient times. Meng Jizhi said:
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Moreover, she was even poorer than before after traveling back to ancient times, and there was an urgent matter that she urgently needed to solve—
If she doesn't make money, her grandmother will die of illness and the whole family will have no money to eat. Meng Jizhi:
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In order to survive, Meng Jizhi decided to pick up his old job - becoming a makeup girl.
That's right, she's going to open a cosplay store in ancient times!
Unexpectedly, smoke came out of her ancestral grave, her business became an instant success, and Meng Jizhi finally became the rich man of his dreams. But later the store was forced to close down, and she was assassinated. Meng Jizhi, who encountered unexpected disasters, thought to himself - I just want to make money and sleep peacefully!
[2] Meng Jizhi saw several young men blocking the door of the brothel one day, blushing and coyly refusing to go in. In order to enter the brothel quickly, Meng Jizhi joked casually:
"Are you guys coming to have sex for the first time? If you're shy, you should go to the brothel on the corner."
These words were kept in mind by a vengeful person present, and from time to time, a devilish whisper would appear in Meng Jizhi's ears:
"I wasn't shy that day."
A straight golfer who looks very straight but is actually very straight x a guy who pretends to be straight because of his mouth
Food Guide
1. Make up history. If you don't have writing style, don't study it.
2. It is essentially a light-hearted and refreshing novel, and some plots are slightly witty.
3. If you can't think of anything, make it up.
Intention: work well
