When Jiang Rong was slapped by the midwife and cried, all she could think of was the warning from a certain Jiang Literature City - something was wrong with the plot!
What about the promise that the fetal wear will be matched with the best relatives? Tongpan's father pampered her and made her the number one collector of handicrafts in Bianjing. Her mother researched new flavors of sugar-steamed cheese every day. Until her tenth birthday party, she hid behind the rockery and overheard her father shouting drunkenly: "Wait until I wear the yellow robe..."
Good guy, you can eat it all on your own head!
"Dad, that dragon-patterned tea set in the secret room of your study..." Jiang Rong shook her buns to test.
Jiang Tong's hands shook and she spilled half of the Junshan Silver Needle.
"The jade seal of the former dynasty excavated from a courtyard on the outskirts of the city..."
"That's my father's new pickle stone!" The tips of the father's ears turned red.
"Yesterday, a merchant sent three hundred war horses..."
"That's a carousel imported from the Western Regions!" Dad started pulling at his beard.
Jiang Rong looked at the private soldiers training in the yard and listened to the staff passionately discussing the "Thirty-Six Strategies to Qingjun's Side", and decided to give the big boss a slap in the face.
"Dad, let's be direct. Do you want to imitate Zhao Kuangyin?"
Jiang Cun, who was nibbling on the scorpions, suddenly froze and suddenly shouted: "The banquet that day was the private brew of Mrs. Wang's family in the West City! Her family used industrial alcohol with methanol exceeding the standard!"
"So the yellow robe is..."
"Put on a yellow robe and send my old mother to dance in the square! It's written in the headline of "Bianjing Evening News"!"
Jiang Rong looked at the bleating "war horses" in the yard and opened the newly arrived Hu Shang wooden box - the real music box carousel was glowing.
"In the tenth year of time travel, my anti-thief father became a pioneer in the fight against counterfeiting." Jiang Rong wrote in her diary: "Now he is leading the quality inspection team to seal down counterfeit wine workshops, and by the way he brought me a set of twelve zodiac pickle stones."
Intention: Be open-minded and smile more