[Zhihu Ti's first-person post is complete + imaginative + funny]
The heroine who loves slaps in the face and counterattacks the mad batch VS the ignorant and innocent male protagonist who is an alien monster octopus
"The monster hero wants to satisfy me with his tentacles, and I just want to make him into an octopus ball."
On the day Jiang Min and Jiang Zhixu got married, I happened to finish cleaning the toilet.
I was too lazy to put the toilet brush in my hand, so I had plenty of time to do it. I saw Jiang Zhixu moved to tears.
My hands were itchy, so I took the toilet brush, went up and slapped her eight times.
Eight consecutive fans, legendary cleaning, the whole audience was in an uproar.
Jiang Min looked at me in shock. I smiled evilly and was about to curse when a sentence suddenly popped into my ear: "Congratulations to the host for binding the female protagonist system."
I smiled brightly and said, "Damn, there is a scam voice at this wedding."
System:?
Intention: Move forward bravely
