Small White Flower Breeding Manual
小白花饲养手册
by As Soon as You Open Your Eyes, You Are Farming (两眼一睁就是种地)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 2k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
"The Redemption Code: A Manual Training Guide for Little White Rabbits" Before entering the book, Feng Yan was a powerful man on the street; after entering the book, he became the "boy mother" of the protagonist. The system said the redemption mission was simple: help poor Xie Qi get into college, save his biological mother, and get rid of bullying. Feng Yan held a cigarette in his mouth and sneered: "That's it? I can raise him to Long Aotian!" Result of the first day of teaching—— "I was blackmailed into taking out the other party's wallet!" Feng Yan taught while holding a dog's tail grass in his mouth. Xie Qi (wiping away tears and taking notes): "But Article 1010 of the Civil Code says…" "Stop!" Feng Yan grabbed the notebook and drew a simple sketch, "Just remember: kick in the crotch, choke, and run away!" Three years later, when Xie Qi locked the school bully in the men's room and memorized the "Criminal Law", Feng Yan was shocked: Where is this redemption? This is turning a little white rabbit into a rogue rabbit! Hilarious conversation pieces Scene 1: Self-defense teaching Feng Yan (slapping Xie Qi on the head like a watermelon): "Remember when you are bullied! Be quick, accurate and ruthless when copying bricks..." Xie Qi (holding up a quantum physics textbook): "Using Planck's constant to calculate the parabola?" Feng Yan (seized the book and tore it into pieces): "I'm asking you to smash his head! It's not about calculating the volume of his head!" Scenario 2: System BUG moment System: [Please prevent Xie Qi from accepting the protagonist Gong's confession] Feng Yan (quickly intercepting the pink envelope): "Puppy love affects learning!" Xie Qi (opening the crumpled love letter): "But this is the self-reflection letter you asked me to write for you back then." (On paper: "Reflections on breaking school rules by buying spicy noodles over the wall") Scene 3: Bento's counterattack Xie Qi (opening the lunch box and sobbing): "They threw away the sick porridge for mother..." Feng Yan (picking up the bricks): "Let's go! Go to the kitchen!" Five minutes later—— Xie Qi (crying while making new porridge): "Boss, is stealing rice from the canteen considered robbery or theft?" Feng Yan (looking at the wind and chewing cucumber): "It's considered to supplement the victim's nutrition!" Scene 4: The ultimate showdown Jiang Yunzheng (raising a chair): "I'm going to tear up your wrong question book today!" Xie Qi (takes off his glasses and puts them in his pocket): "According to the boss's seventh set of tactics..." (Suddenly takes out something) Feng Yan (glaring): "Wait a minute! I've never taught you how to use "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation" as a brick wall to slap someone!" Scene 5: Farewell moment Xie Qi (crying while holding the admission notice): "I have learned everything the boss taught me! Fighting gangsters, repairing water pipes, papering newspapers on the windows of the Academic Affairs Office..." Feng Yan (smoking a cigarette and looking at the sky): "It's good, don't cry anymore..." Xie Qi (suddenly picking up Feng Yan): "But I didn't teach you how to deal with the boss who wants to run away!" (Taking out handcuffs) "Who the hell did you learn this from?!" "Last time you were drunk and said that you need to buy police standard cuffs..." [System prompt: The blackening value of your redemption object is +250%] System's humble speech [Warm reminder: This system only provides a task list, and we are not responsible for the increase in the blackening value] Note: There is a little bit of confusion about the wife's attribute attack vs. The force value max. Purpose: love and justice