Did the Pope Work Part-Time Today?

[I like a hodgepodge of Western fantasy/plot-oriented/with various elements appearing inside] - In the year 287 of the Orlando Chronicle, a new brave man was born. He came to a remote town and met his first partner here. In the town's tavern where songs are played all night long, a mysterious bard strums the strings. A new history begins here. ——Happy version copywriting Willis, male, unknown surname, unknown identity, unknown race, race... Maybe human. On this continent, there is a mysterious group. They are impoverished, they are eloquent, and they are spread all over the continent, swaying like weeds. They can go up to the palace of the king and starve to death in the wild. They have no strength to tie a chicken, and their income depends entirely on the charity of the powerful. Then they can say a few nice words to those people and take them to every corner of the continent. ——They are the bards. "Oh, so we are all a group of literati, can't you put down your sword?" Veris sighed, and opposite him stood a wary brave man. Brave: "But I just saw you kill the monster with one punch." Veris took a breath and denied it flatly: "You must have been under an illusion. That monster was obviously stabbed to death by your sword." The brave man looked at the monster that fell to the ground. There was a fist-sized hole in its chest... Could it be poked out by a sword? Thinking of the recent uproar of murders, the brave man decided to follow this person. Willis who forced the single row into a double row:? Okay. What are the duties of a bard? At noon, Willis woke up leisurely, went to the tavern to drink for half an hour, then walked from the market to the Mercenary Association, and had lunch on the way. Going to the wild in the evening is said to be to collect wind and feel the gifts of nature. Return to the tavern in the evening and officially start my work. The king and the prime minister who listened had to say a few things. The pope was looking for strange recipes, the saint of the church liked to sleep while taking a bath, the brave man of the previous generation had a crush on the devil, but was dumped because of love and hate. The brave man who vowed to die for his love with the devil:...? Is this guy really not going to be reported and then arrested and executed? ? A month later, the brave man bid farewell to Veris in a trance, determined never to have contact with the mentally ill minstrels again. Willis smiled and said nothing. - The goal of the brave man is to kill the devil and protect the peace of the continent. He assembled a powerful team, went through untold hardships, defeated monsters and upgraded, and finally arrived at the Demon King's lair. There were many monsters there, and the seven guardians of the devil were drinking and carousing all night long. In the noisy square, a high platform attracted attention. There was a figure standing there, playing a dilapidated accordion of unknown age, opening his mouth and starting to spread rumors. Brave:...... How did this guy wander here? ! - The brave man is Long Aotian, the chosen one. After finally defeating the devil and sealing him in the underground abyss, he returned to the country. The king was overjoyed and announced that he would be awarded the title of the first knight of his country. The Pope would preside over it and the Son of God would crown him personally. The brave man was very excited, that was the Pope! He grew up listening to stories about the Pope and admired the Pope very much, but he heard that the Pope had not appeared for many years. He was looking forward to the coronation ceremony. That day, while waiting in the side hall, he heard a commotion in the room inside, and curiosity drove him to go check it out. As a result, I saw a familiar wandering poet and the Holy Son, who was overlooking all living beings, chatting. The brave man was shocked: "Don't be afraid, Lord Holy Son, I will save you!" Lord Holy Son pressed a certain wandering poet on the table, turned to look at the uninvited guest who broke into the place, his eyes were murderous. Willis waved to the brave man: "I'm fine... No, why are you saving him?" "Obviously I need saving more!" The Holy Son pressed down on Viris firmly, and his voice was so cold that he said, "Father, which old friend of yours is this?" Brave:? What can make the Son of God call Father—— Isn't he the mysterious Pope? - [See Chapter 1 for demining] 1. I like Western fantasy, I have many private settings, and I like medium-length plots. 2. CP Son, no blood relationship, there may be other characters with single arrows, no sub-CP, pure rumors (nod) 3. Viris, the immortal species, is currently a bard in his side job and a pope in his main job. The force value of Viris is top 1 and no one can shake it (highlight). A sweeping monk bard. 4. The Supreme Pope x the Holy Helper (bushi) "Their feather pens flow with chapters that have not faded for thousands of years, and their melodious music tells enduring legends." 5.20 Copywriting - Recommended pre-collection of the Immortal Cultivation article "The Master and Empress who guest-starred in four articles" - After traveling through seven hundred years, Qiao Shu patched things up, and finally achieved success and became one of the famous sword masters in the world of cultivation. On his seven hundred and seventy-first birthday, his golden finger came belatedly. Qiao Shu was moved. Could it be that his next script is to practice and ascend and then break through the void to rule the entire universe—— Taking a closer look, Qiao Shu frowned: What is this? This is a hodgepodge world of novels. Qiao Shu likes to mention various master scripts. His disciples include not only Long Aotian and Feng Aotian, but also the scumbag male protagonist who hates Hai Qingtian, a lowly victim who is deeply in sadistic love... And he, Qiao Shu, the famous leader of the Seven Swordsmen, will be responsible for the plot of expelling the master/beating the couple/denying the orthodoxy/substitute for sadomasochism. The seven-hundred-year-old man slowly raised a question mark. He endured the first three, but what's the last one? ! The book said that his little disciple seemed ordinary, but in fact he was the number one succubus in the world of cultivation. As a master, he had already fallen in love with his little disciple, but he did not dare to tell him because of the secular world. But his second personality doesn't care about so much. He has trysts with his disciples every day. After learning what the second personality had done, Qiao Jianzun was in great pain, and was deeply attracted to the succubus disciple. The disciple seemed to have a deep love for the second personality, but in fact, he regarded the second personality as Qiao Jianzun's stand-in. After a deep entanglement in a sadistic love affair, Qiao Jianzun's two personalities and his disciples lived a happy life. Qiao Shu:...... He understood the combination of words, but there was one problem... The little disciple is his second personality! In fact, in the end it's Narcissus literature, right? - Since the day Yanhe was born, it has only existed for Qiao Shu. They are like blood and flesh, inseparable. Having been together for hundreds of years, he originally thought that their relationship would always stay like this. Unexpectedly, one day after Qiao Shu came out of seclusion, he held him in his arms and asked, "Yanhe, do you like me?" Yanhe's fingers trembled, but his voice was as gentle as ever: "Master, no one doesn't love themselves." Later, Qiao Shu lay paralyzed on the bed with marks all over his body. His friend sent him a message with a gloating tone: "Qiao Shu, don't you know there is a ghost in the house?" Qiao Shu:...... - 1. A hodgepodge of cultivators, Qiao Qiao's force value is max, forcing the king 2. Narcissus is facing, Qiao Shu is attacked by x Yanhe River 3. Happy cultivation of immortality, with a secondary CP, and polite rejection of extreme KK Purpose: inheritance cannot be cut off