Unicorn Horns Just Fall Off!

[Advance collection of "I'm in Love, But Just Divorced", "How to Raise Birds at Cat Military Academy" and "Seven Days to Be King", please collect them! Xue Yi is the last unicorn in the forest. In order to find his kind, he entered human territory in disguise, but was caught on the first day because he couldn't hide himself. According to some protection regulations, a guide was forcibly assigned. The leader is good-looking, but fierce and cold. The first time they met, he ruined his escape plan and even broke his horn! Xueyi: Ah ah ah, humans hate Q Dis Q * Xue Yi discovered that humans have many unrealistic fantasies about unicorns. For example, it is a symbol of holiness and can fight against evil; for example, flesh and blood can cure all diseases, make weapons, and be able to bless everything. Even the appearance is the stereotype of tall and graceful, with a bright holy light. The beautiful sharp corners are the worst disaster area for fantasy. The small, furry Xue Yi, whose horn was broken:... There is no obligation to fulfill the fantasy! But Mr. Leader obviously doesn't think so. On a rainy night, the man's warm hands held his cold ankles, his eyes deep. "I was the first one to touch you and break your horn, so I have no choice but to take responsibility for you." * Ying Lanzhou was born an alien and had long been accustomed to being feared, disliked, and feared. There is only one goal left in his life, even if it means being transferred from the special department of the National Defense Force to a casual civilian position and being monitored, he doesn't care. Being forced to become a unicorn guide is just another ridiculous yoke. But this unicorn is precious and fragile, and it is also very delicate: If you only eat what you like, you might strangle yourself to death if you wear clothes. If you don't speak fluently, you will make demands naturally. "Let me go!" "Don't go to school!" "..." And. "Ying Lanzhou, I want to sleep with you!" * One day later, Ying Lanzhou read the advice sent by a friend a long time ago. "It's so boring to live like this. Why don't you raise a cat? It's troublesome, but the cat owner will love you." Ying Lanzhou looked at the sleeping person in his arms. As if he felt something in his dream, the young man pressed his neck against his neck, murmured something in a low voice, and nuzzled him with the tip of his nose like a baby. Like a cat. Ying Lanzhou thought, this is much more troublesome than a cat. Tips: 1. Double c, HE. 2. Easily heal Xiang Xiaobing, imagine the future, and build your own wasteland, which is not a Western fantasy. 3. V will be updated in the future, and I will ask for leave if something happens. The update time will be 10-12 pm, and the article will be revised to catch bugs at other times. 26-2-16 Screenshot archived -------------------------- Take a look at the advance receipt (comparison "I'm in love with a variety show, but I just got divorced" is now in HZC, the copy is below "How to Raise Birds at the Cat Military Academy" Angry Birds is attacked by vs. Tsundere Cat, Fluffy vs. Fluffy! "Seven Days to Be King" has not yet turned out to be a dangerous Shura field with the sick and heart-throb "The Deadline Is Approaching" Gudan Xianxia was about to die and was approached by his sworn enemy. ------------- Pre-collection of "I'm in love with a TV show, but I just got divorced" Yu Xuenian thought that after knowing Bo Yihan for twenty years and being secretly married for five years, they had at least fallen in love. But in the end, it was discovered that for that person, this marriage was always a last resort. It seemed as if all the subsequent love affairs were just his imagination. In this case, he doesn't want this relationship anymore. However, the road to enemies is narrow. In the first month of her divorce, Yu Xuenian participated in a love show as an amateur for the sake of her career. Only on the day of recording did she find out that the heavyweight mysterious guest that the show crew had been hyping for half a month was none other than the popular actor Bo Yihan. This person acted out the first meeting and heartbeat of strangers in the show so sincerely. In the blink of an eye, she could ask him coldly off camera: "What do you want?" Yu Xuenian could only sigh that the best actor is worthy of being the best actor. * Bo Yihan knew Yu Xuenian at the age of seven, got married at the age of twenty-three, and divorced at the age of twenty-eight. Bo Yihan was confident that he could remember all the experiences clearly. He never doubted that his memory was flawed. Until Yu Xuenian said to him calmly: "Since you don't remember it, I will forget it as soon as possible." * The second season of the romance drama "Love in the Heart", which has been criticized for having a script, has started airing. The pairing of the popular actor Bo Yihan and the unknown little painter Yu Xuenian has caused countless topics. From the beginning when the audience and fans complained that Yu Xuenian was unworthy, to the time when the real fragrance was eaten alive and dead, the popularity of Bo Xue CP has also been rising. Everyone firmly believes that this time the drug is definitely for real, and they are confidently waiting for the official announcement. Until a certain day. A certain person with a very popular painter certification suddenly posted a photo with the text: I really don't deserve it. In the photo is the divorce certificate of the two real owners. Everyone was confused. #When did my CP get married? #What the hell, my CP is still BE? ! -------- Ball collection, announcements can be reached directly! Mission: Love and companionship make people grow