What to Do? I'm Just a Cook

——The leisurely (crossed out) stimulating life of a thousand-year-old demon and a little bit of the old enemy literature of "an old enemy is an old enemy, and an old enemy cannot become a wife" Tongtang is the only super ferocious beast in the world, Taotie. Not only can she eat and drink, but she can also be beaten and beaten. There is no one in the world who has not been touched by her claws. Young and charming, energetic, Tongtang has never experienced the beating from society, only she beats others. However, the good times did not last long, and Tongtang soon encountered the evil in her heart. Because she was so good at beating, Tongtang quickly attracted the attention of the court. After being educated by beating, she finally gave up evil and turned to good. She put away her sinful claws and opened a restaurant in the human market. A once high-spirited little girl turned into an old woman who could lie down but not stand up. "Although life lacks some of the excitement and excitement of youth, it is true that it is ordinary." Tongtang reached out and fed the new dish she developed, which looked anything but ordinary, to the little civet cat who "volunteered" to taste the dish, and said so. Then he looked at the young people flying over the eaves and walking over the walls, while sighing with emotion about the glorious days of the past. "Young man, you are so energetic." Tongtang's leisurely days were broken one day. News of the theft of the Shark Pearl came from the palace. The Tianshi who was responsible for investigating the matter came to the door. After checking, Tongtang turned around and found that he had become a suspect. The shark and the chief assistant fought against each other and pulled Tongtang out of the water. The chef, a broken beast, was forced into the whirlpool of the struggle. Tongtang looked up to the sky and wiped away the tears of sadness: "I hope life will be kind to the thousand-year-old man." In the corner where no one cares, who can come and feed peanuts to the few court officials who are lying on the ground after being beaten by a scary old woman? Pre-received article on Tweet - The ghost husband and the crazy lady ——Remember the concubine of the Qing family, peace, and the absurd wedding, the 9999th time. What is he? Xue Chen didn't know. Others call him Prince, say he is cold-blooded, violent, and paranoid. They avoid him, fear him, and stay away from him. Only he knows that he is nothing. It is just a body whose soul has long been in chaos, but the body is still lingering in the world, unable to leave its own house. He has died long ago, but he can never die. What should I call ordinary people? Possible? Ghost? Others tried to avoid him, but there was still a madwoman who exerted thousands of obsessions on him and freed him. Xue Chen only vaguely remembered a meeting many years ago, which was the beginning of this bad relationship. Entering this mansion, this mansion that trapped him, no one else could leave. Only the owner of the mansion dedicated his blood to it, which would clear it and reset it. He wanted to go crazy alone and quietly, and he wanted to drive her away. In exchange for his flesh and blood and short-term peace, he was the arrival or return of women again and again. Countless repetitions, countless reincarnations. His mansion is already full of traces of women's presence, which cannot be erased or washed away, along with his blurred flesh and blood. He could never forget the gentle, ghostly whispers of the woman again and again. She held his warm face tenderly and said to him with a smile: "Life or death, human or ghost, after all, we are the same kind now." Intention: Not active in eating and having problems with thinking