Your Majesty, I Want to Report That the Imperial Concubine Has a Broken Sleeve!

Chen Yue was not clever, he was a little eunuch who was trying to sweep away the cold palace. After his godfather died, he was afraid that he would have no one to rely on in the future, so he spent all his savings to buy connections and sneak into the imperial concubine's palace. Because he often heard people say that the imperial concubine was the most beautiful in the world, and she was the most favored in the harem. When Chen Yue went in, he found that it was indeed the case. The dormitory hall is made of ten thousand taels of gold as bricks, white marble as the walls, and golden nanmu as the ceiling. Magnificent and extravagant. Chen Yue was immediately dazzled, and later he discovered a shocking secret - the emperor had never set foot in the imperial concubine's palace, and the imperial concubine's love was in name only. However, the imperial concubine's bedroom is brightly lit every night, and she sings lamentations every night... Chen Yue felt that the imperial concubine was lonely, and he happened to be a fake eunuch. If he could relieve the loneliness of the imperial concubine, wouldn't he be able to reach the sky in one step and transform from a young eunuch to a great eunuch? Chen Yue thought this plan was perfect, so he climbed onto the concubine's bed that night. However, he never expected that the concubine... Was actually a man? ! Behind him, the unsatisfied "concubine" grabbed his ankle as he was trying to escape, dragged Chen Yue down, and pressed Chen Yue under the mattress. Her voice was low and lazy: "Little eunuch, I haven't calmed down enough yet." Chen Yue was secretly angry: You piece of shit! Sooner or later I will report you to the emperor! Be a meritorious minister! ! *** The royal family surnamed Li has a secret that must not be spread to outsiders, that is, all the emperors have suffered from soul-leaving syndrome, and one body is inhabited by people with two temperaments. Li Mian hated that there was another person in his body who liked to pretend to be a woman and occupy the position of a noble concubine in the harem. He was so disgusted that he never set foot in the harem under normal circumstances. Until he suddenly woke up one night and saw a beautiful little eunuch in his arms. Li Mian was furious and wanted to kill her. But the little eunuch hugged him back in a daze, kissed his mouth, and muttered: "Don't forget to give me a jade bracelet tomorrow..." Li Mian was silent, thinking that the taste of that person was so strong that it was disgusting. But since then, he often forced himself to wake up, disguised himself as a female prime minister, and occupied the little eunuch's body in the name of a noble concubine, day and night. Just when Li Mian thought he would get tired of the little eunuch sooner or later, the little eunuch - ran away, and he was so angry that he ordered a large-scale manhunt. However, when the young eunuch was caught by the guards, he suddenly threw himself in front of him with tears and snot in his nose, shouting: "Your Majesty, I want to report that Concubine Li has a broken sleeve! She will not be punished for her dirty work in the harem!" Li Mian: "..." Chen Yue found that no one answered for a long time. He looked up tremblingly, only to see a pair of eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, staring at him coldly. Terrible, exactly like a noble concubine. He was so frightened that he fainted on the spot. *** 1. Cp: Insidious and cold dual personality attack 💛Solid fool(?) People are blessed with stupidity 2. Inspirational copywriting 26/5/15 [double c] Purpose: Study hard and read more, and don't be deceived in the future