What should I do if I want to show off my ex-boyfriend but can't let him go?
"Thousand Layer Routine from Ex-Boyfriend"
"My ex-boyfriend is a national first-class straight ball player"
First, clear the mines: first person, short story, practice essay; and it may not be realistic, the profession is private, and it is not what it is in reality; accept suggestions, you may modify them, but don't scold the author
Any similarity is purely coincidental
If you don't like it, don't watch it. You can't bear it.
Purpose: To be a good and law-abiding citizen