The owner of Weasley's Wizard Wheezes × the owner of Zuko's Joke Shop
Zoe: "Welcome to Zuko's Joke Shop, I'm Zoe Collins."
Fred: "I'm Joe... Fred Weasley."
George: "... I'm Fudge Weasley"
Zoe: "So, Joe Red and Fudge, what do you want to buy?"
Fred and George: "A dozen shit eggs!"
Zoe: "Well, three galleons."
Fred and George: "..."
Molly: "Fred, I want to make sure you didn't use a love potion!"
Selena: "I know, little Fred, are you coming to stay at Zoe's house?"
Fred: "..."
Zoe: "…"
Molly: "..."
New student at Hogwarts: "Mr. Weasley, are there any other trick shops in London?"
Fred: "There used to be a family, but unfortunately the name was changed before the war."
Hogwarts freshman: "What's that shop called now?"
Fred: "Weasley's Wise Place."
Hogwarts freshman: "?!... Mr. Weasley, I want a dozen dung eggs."
Fred: "Maybe, three galleons."
The prank is over and Fred is still alive.
Intention: None
