Also known as "Uchiha Crazy Taxidermist"
[Dark series + Naruto fanfic + crazy female protagonist + distorted daily life
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Uchiha deer
Ability: "Define" reality into a specimen ("Kunai is candy" → the wound really oozes syrup) and can tamper with other people's memories, depending on the strength of the pupil technique.
Daily: Collect companions' belongings #Drink Kakashi's blood as a tranquilizer #Say good morning to the Sharingan in the glass jar. Quote: "Death is just a permanent specimen~"
①
Kakashi: "Change Naruto back!"
Deer (poking the frog): "But he said he wanted to be a Ninja frog?"
Naruto (croaked): "??"
②
"Teacher, do you want venous blood or arterial blood today?"
"... Just a normal blood draw will do."
"But arterial blood is warmer."
③
Sasuke (Sharingan eyes widened): "What did you do to my memory?!"
Deer (tilts head): "I just deleted the scene of you stealing tomatoes."
Sakura (horrified): "Wait, why did I forget it too?!"
When cognitive polluters decide to live "normally":
#Tampering with task reports just to get off work on time and eat dumplings
#define the Akatsuki attack as a "fireworks show"
#Plant sunflowers that never fade in front of Shisui Tomb
Until one day, Kakashi discovered that he was gradually turning into the most perfect specimen in her collection.
? All sweet interactions are mixed with glass shards
? The history of Kakashi's fall from guardian → breeder → collectible
? When Crazy Pi learns to love, the world begins to collapse.
Concept: love, darkness, humanity
