The third princess farewells, a famous anti-involution pioneer in the capital.
After being certified by the National Master as the "Lonely Star of Heavenly Evil", he was given a gift package for practicing Taoism.
The three taboos in this view - stealing tribute fruits, hiding scripts, and seducing senior sisters
Yu Yi: Which of the following is wrong with using a peach wood sword to roast a pheasant?
Me: (drawing sword) Violated Article 1 of "On Self-cultivation of Sword Cultivator"
◆ **Senior Sister Gentle vs. Rebellious Mustang**:
Yuyi looked cold: "If you steal tribute fruit again, you will be punished by copying scriptures."
In fact, he left a light for his junior sister late at night: "There is a typo in the third volume of the Qing Jing Sutra. If you re-copy it, you can reduce it by ten times."
An Bilin daily operations:
· Use the tip of the sword to hook the senior sister's hairband during morning exercises
· Roast beggar's chicken in alchemy furnace
· Draw cat whiskers on the portrait of the Patriarch
◆ **Buy stalks and get free melons on Chaotang Line**:
· Yuanyao's daily KPI: Report the third princess's left foot before entering the mountain gate
· The hidden mission of the National Preceptor: Fabricate 108 horoscopes of the princess and her father
◆ **Taoist survival secrets**:
1. If you steal tribute fruit, blame it on the white guard dog.
2. If you are punished for copying scriptures, you can use the senior sister's annotated version as a copybook
3. If you blow up the alchemy furnace, please hide in senior sister's bed.
(An Bielin: I just exchanged the Golden Step for roasted chestnuts, and the senior sister came with a sword - oh, she's here to deliver the hemostatic ointment, that's okay)
Intention: noon