
Don't Hurt My Mortal Enemy! ! !
不许伤我死对头!!!
by Wada West Frog (哇哒西蛙)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 255k Words
- Chapters
- 62
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 12mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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●●Advance collection of "The Beautiful Boss and His Miao Youth"●● Copywriting of this article: After a scuffle in the bathhouse, Gu Yansheng accidentally switched bodies with his rival Xiao Chihuan. Xiao Chihuan got punched and his eyes turned red. Xiao Chihuan was kicked and his balls were shattered. Xiao Chihuan ran five thousand meters, and he was exhausted. Damn it, it hurts Xiao Chihuan's body and his heart! At the same time. The sound of looking at the eaves was tickled, and Xiao Chihuan laughed out loud. Gu Yansheng stayed up all night to write the questions, and Xiao Chihuan was so sleepy that he was promoted to immortality. Gu Yansheng refused to eat breakfast, and Xiao Chihuan was so hungry that he had a stomachache. So, under the horrified gaze of the next class, Xiao Chihuan rushed into their classroom anxiously and insisted on eating breakfast under the eaves. "Your stomach is my stomach. If you don't eat well, I'll choke you to death!" The whole class: Could it be that he secretly poisoned me? Gu Yansheng recalled the time when Xiao Chihuan, a big pig, showed off ten burgers in one go, and subconsciously yawned. * The two had to protect each other's bodies to the death. When Gu Yansheng dropped a tidbit from his collar, Xiao Chihuan immediately scratched his body. In front of everyone, he dragged Gu Yansheng into the men's room and forcibly tickled him. Xiao Chihuan played ball all afternoon and there was no drop of water on his face. Gu Yansheng rushed to the playground and wiped Xiao Chihuan's sweat and gave him water in front of Xiao Chihuan's fans. During the fight, Gu Yansheng took the initiative to stand in front of Xiao Chihuan and said solemnly: "If you want to fight, just hit me. None of you are allowed to hurt him!" In the middle of the night, Xiao Chihuan woke up from the cold. Cursing, he climbed through the window and entered the dormitory next door, just to cover Gu Yansheng's belly button. When leaving, Xiao Chihuan accidentally met the horrified eyes of the brothers on the lower bunk. What a pair of hearty rivals! #Redefine the enemy# * Gu Yansheng has a secret. He likes Xiao Chihuan, his sweetheart who grew up with him. But Xiao Chihuan is a straight man and hates gays, so Gu Yansheng took the initiative to stay away, and even made the relationship between the two of them into a rivalry. After a physical exchange, Gu Yansheng finally had a reason to care about Xiao Chihuan as openly as a girl. It was so good, he hoped they would never have to change it again in their lifetime. Ever since the body-sensory exchange, Gu Yansheng has been restraining his feelings for Xiao Chihuan, for fear of being noticed by Xiao Chihuan. In the dark secret room, the two bickered every day, and started fighting after arguing. You punch you, I step on you. The hurt is on my body, the pain is on your heart! The NPCs trembled: What a novel way of fighting! The next second, Xiao Chihuan's mouth accidentally fell on Gu Yansheng's mouth. Gu Yansheng blushed instantly and her heart beat. Xiao Chihuan's face was pale and his eyes were frightened. Gu Yansheng's heart dropped when he saw Xiao Chihuan's reaction. He really hates boys. Wait, something's wrong. It is known that their body senses have exchanged... So, who is panicking now, and who is excited? * Exquisite and restrained ninja fuck & clingy dog fuck Unhappy & Mindless ●There was a loud sound in the sky, and mine clearance made a brilliant debut● ○Shuangjie double arrow 1v1 no third party no sub cp ○It is forbidden to dismantle the dream and control the clay sculpture on behalf of the grandma and step on the other side! ○I will do it again after the somatosensory exchange comes back, and I will attack soon! ○Sand sculpture abstract fun text, making enemies happy! ○The cover and illustrations are all drawn by myself^▽^There are also super cute little animations~wb@jinjiang author Wowah West Frog ●●Advance collection of "The Beautiful Boss and His Miao Youth"●● Jiang Tinghua has had a charming and strange dream since he was a child. In the dream, he was a devout believer, kneeling in front of a tall and handsome statue to pray every day. Yet he fell in love with his god rebelliously. With his shoulders and back exposed and only a thin shirt, he lay down on the cold altar where food should have been placed. The soft, snow-white body unfolded and presented itself to the gods for enjoyment. From now on, I will be obsessed with God every day. He committed blasphemy. In order to punish him, God punished him by never being able to stand up in his next life. Jiang Tinghua scoffed at this at first. However, as he grew older, his legs and feet gradually became weak. When he was 28 years old, he was completely in a wheelchair, and no problem could be found in the hospital. Jiang Tinghua: "..." Isn't it? Real or fake? Jiang Tinghua went to see a psychiatrist, a Taoist priest, and a Buddhist... All in vain. With his last hope in mind, he pushed his wheelchair to the legendary Jiuli tribe. I hope Miao Jiang's Gu technique can cure his legs. Then he accidentally ate a poisonous insect. Jiang Tinghua: "..." What did he eat? He won't die, right? * Wu Biman is a witchcraft genius that is rare in Miao territory for a hundred years, but it is predicted that he will not survive to adulthood. Only the love Gu of life and death may be able to save him. On the day Wu Biman turned 18, the whole village held a grand wedding for him and prepared the best Gu insects. Wu Biman was unwilling to sacrifice others, so he ran away from the marriage with the Gu worm in his arms. I don't want the Gu insects to suddenly defect on the road. Wu Biman hurriedly chased after him, and when he found it, the poisonous insect had already entered the belly of a handsome man. Wu Biman: "!!!" It's over... Jiang Tinghua looked at the Miao boy who suddenly appeared in front of him. He has deep facial features, honey-colored skin, bulging muscles, full of wildness, and full of exotic charm. He actually looked exactly like the bullshit god in his dream! Of course more importantly... "That bug just now was yours?!" Wu Biman moved his eyes guiltily. Jiang Tinghua fell on him like crazy, his gleaming peach blossom eyes dyed red with anger, and tugged on his collar: "What did you feed me? Take it out!" Wu Biman subconsciously held Jiang Tinghua's slender and white wrist. The moment their skins touched, their breathing quickened together. When the love poison breaks out, it can only be solved by blending. The wedding went on as usual. It's just that the object has been changed. The cold and domineering lady in a wheelchair is attacked by a wild and pure young lady. Attack 192 and receive 178, poor body shape + poor skin color + handsome 1 and beautiful 0 Intention: foresee, gain, lose, grow, let go, end, I will let go of the past, and the flowers will still bloom in the coming year.

