I, Long Aotian, the Queen Mother? !

As the host of the [Lost Dragon Aotian Growth System] with the best business ability, You Yi only has one word in his dictionary. That is - forbearance! Holding this belief and opening his eyes, what he saw was a group of beautiful men, all of whom were extraordinary. You Yi was so excited that he directly held the hand of the person next to him. "What do you call this brother?" Although it is necessary to be on guard against others, no matter how you look at this person's clothes, he is suitable for hugging his thighs first. But "thigh" left only one sentence. "Keep an eye on the Queen Mother. I'll come back later." Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Queen? Who? Him? Isn't he a man? Male Queen Mother? ! ! ! … You Yi's eyes darkened and he pretended to be dizzy. But then he heard the maid next to him muttering softly. "The Queen Mother is overly worried and her body is weak." "But the Queen Mother's pulse... Why does she seem to be happy?" "The Queen Mother is one month pregnant, and the Emperor has been wandering around for half a year and has not been seen yet..." Damn it! Then whose child is in his belly? ! Is there something wrong with the scene this time? ! ! At this moment, the system finally spoke—— [Host, on the third day of March, you ate and slept with the Prince Regent for three days. The waiter only said that you had "important matters to deal with." [On the tenth day of the lunar month, you went out to the palace to play with only one guard, but in the end you were brought back by him. The guard threatened that you were "weak." [On the 15th, you went to the Lantern Festival with your Majesty. One day, there was a rumor in the palace that your Majesty made the Queen Mother cry, and her eyes and lips were very red. [A few days ago, you returned home with your childhood bamboo horse. It is said that there were constant noises in the evening and water was delivered many times. [Also, the host has lived in Panyi Building many times and has a good relationship with the building owner. It is said that you two are having an affair. So... You Yi was incompetent and furious. Whose child is this? ! ! Why should a character like him be placed in such a strange Shura field world? ! … The system did not say anything, only saying that You Yi could continue to follow the plot according to the "Growth Guide for the Lost Dragon Aotian". So he tried to become good brothers with the regent, tried to beg the little majesty for help, tried to punish the guards for improper protection, tried to ridicule his childhood sweetheart, and tried to develop the poster into his own power... But the price in exchange is—— You Yi held his waist and backed away until he could no longer go back. These people who usually pretend to be very good show their claws and want to swallow him up. Only then did You Yi realize... The missing part of the dragon character in "Long Aotian" has gone somewhere. … ① A certain Emperor, who had been wandering for half a year, finally returned. He originally wanted to visit his little wife, whom he had not seen for a long time. But he found that the little wife was surrounded by a bunch of people. He was about to step forward, but saw the little wife jumping off the horse and walking towards him. "This big brother looks very impressive. Are you here to join me too?" The man's brain is unusually stuck. What does it mean when my wife calls me brother? Brother, give me a hug? Mission: Harmonious society, don't bully young people into poverty