Shock! The cold cat emperor was forced to live with a stupid dog, and he actually wrote the "Two-legged Breeding Manual"? !
Da Li, a arrogant tabby cat that calls itself "the best hunter in the universe", originally lived a perfect life like "I am the world":
* Use a meat pad to step on the shit shovel on time every day to wake up the shit shovel officer
*Supervise her to pay tribute cans on time
* Thinking about philosophical questions such as "Why humans don't lick their hair" on the balcony
Until that day, the stupid Twoleg brought back a... Husky pup! What kind of cult creature is this barking rag? ! Saliva attack! Tail temptation! Still want to lick my butt? ! "
This book contains:
"This King's Observation Diary"
Why do Twolegs always giggle at the glowing panels? Answer: Being controlled, you need to use your butt to shut down the phone to save it.
"The Complete Record of the Cat-Dog War"
Tactics include: mustard on the tail, joint operations to steal fish from the refrigerator, and "whoever gets bathed first loses" pact.
"Twoleg Breeding Manual"
Key teaching points: the method of stepping on the bladder to wake up, how to get the cubs to actively offer cans, and the top ten dirty tricks to deal with veterinarians.
Special addendum:
"The History of William Cat's Failed Proposal" (The dead mouse's betrothal gift has been buried in the cat litter, please don't disturb it.)
"Two Pie's Stupid Moments" (including but not limited to: being chased by a vacuum cleaner, treating oneself in the mirror as an old enemy.)
"Hmph, this crappy book is barely worthy of the wisdom of this great king. "——Da Li
"Woof! (I am the C position on the cover!)" - Erbing
Purpose: Healing
