Recommended preview of "Battle at the Top of the Wheat Bran", a novelist who looks cute but is actually a powerful slanderer is attacked by a sex-loving teaser and a sinister cartoonist
One sentence introduction: We straight men don't understand wheat bran.
The picky and intelligent heartthrob is attacked by the slave of the king's daughter-in-law with x-jokes
From haters to fans, give me the crematorium!
Pei Yanchi, an outstanding finance graduate from C University, was employed by a bank and insurance supervisor. He worked overtime and died suddenly. When he woke up, he found that he had become a wealthy and indifferent Buddhist son in the Beijing circle.
The life of a Buddha is relatively difficult, with family property being coveted, marriages with tool men, and tragic deaths.
Pei Yanchi: "Wait a moment, what kind of Buddhist? I am member D! Wait a moment! Why are you getting married at the beginning of the chapter?!"
Pei Yanchi, who has lived as a Buddhist disciple for a few days, discovered that you, a Buddhist disciple, are a bit disliked by everyone.
One month later.
These thousands of people thought there was something wrong with the plot.
His titular partner's tough-guy bodyguard took out a handful of candy from his pocket when he had a hypoglycemic episode: "Just for you."
His plastic friend, who was at odds with his face and heart, got drunk and cried bitterly while hugging him: "Why, why do you want to get married?!"
Even his unrelated biological brother who wanted to kill him asked with red eyes, "Who are you? Why can't you look at me!"
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Zeng Xiaoye, aka a pure man from Northeast China, despised the Panjiayuan street vendor who held rosary beads and chewed words. Now he was actually asked to marry the street vendor? ?
In modern socialist society, who dares to arrange a marriage? I don't want what others don't want!
Oh, for the sake of the ticket to the Beijing Circle... Isn't it okay to endure it?
Pei Yanchi looks at Zeng Xiaoye: the Northeastern Phoenix Man.
Zeng Xiaoye looked at Pei Yanchi: Panjiayuan set up a stall.
A month later, Zeng Xiaoye suddenly felt: "This stall owner is actually a bit sweet?
Wait a moment? ! What if thousands of people dislike it? ! From bodyguards to men, why do people always look at my wife like that? ! !
"Why does a certain bodyguard always ask my wife what she likes to eat in a subtle way?"
"Why does a certain obtrusive male guy always say good night to my wife?"
"Some... Wait a minute!" Isn't this my adopted brother? ! Why are you still pestering my wife?
Zeng Xiaoye: "Can you buy less mosquito coils? The house is full of smoke! I don't know if I thought this was the Peach Club! "
Pei Yanchi: "Don't like it? If you don't like it, you can go out and live. "
Zeng Xiaoye: "I won't leave this house! Who knows if someone else will move in! "
Pei Yanchi: "... Crazy. "
Zeng Xiaoye: "Don't believe it? If you don't believe me, I'm sending you a message now saying you are single. See if anyone will contact you within five minutes! "
Pei Yanchi looked at the buzzing cell phone: ... Is what this fool said true?
Small theater 2:
Zeng Xiaoye squatted on the ground and looked up at Pei Yanchi eagerly and asked: "Daughter-in-law, why do you always chant sutras? "
Pei Yanchi raised his eyelashes slightly and put his foot on Zeng Xiaoye's shoulder: "Because I am sick. "
Zeng Xiaoye grabbed Pei Yanchi's ankle: "What? ! If you're sick, let's go to the hospital! "
Pei Yanchi: "... I have a very serious disease. "
Zeng Xiaoye: "Great? How can one be great despite being sick? "
Later, Zeng Xiaoye, who finally learned the truth, laughed so hard that he couldn't see his eyes, and he recalled with satisfaction: "Great, really great! "
Reading instructions:
This article is purely a joke and has no malice towards people from any region. The characters are both good and bad. It is just for the advancement of the storyline. Please do not substitute it into reality, and please do not start a fight and attack anyone.
1. This article is the work of the author who broke his heart and decompressed it. It will not be very long. It is nonsensical and has no logic. Don't use your brain. It has the attributes of being a heartthrob, but it has no physical contact with other people.
2. The two bosses play each other's daily life (Buddha: I am weak and can't take care of myself/eldest son: I don't understand anything), Shou has the greatest disease, and both are clean and have their first love.
3. The plot of the original book is so bad that even my mother doesn't recognize it. It has no logic and is just for fun and sweetness!
4. There will be a lot of Northeastern dialects, and I will add notes for those that are particularly strange (strange), like this.
Written on May 26, 2025. Screenshot has been saved.
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"Confrontation Order" is an unlimited flow novel with two male protagonists. While it has achieved commercial success, it has also caused the public to discuss the relationship between the two male protagonists.
In this regard, the original author Fu Lechu said: "My novel explores the life-and-death trust between men. "
The reader took out the book, pointed to a bathroom scene and asked: "Is this 'finger interlocking in the mist' also a life-and-death trust? "
Fu Lechu adjusted his glasses: "The adventure just ended, and they were a little stressed. "
The reader continued to ask: "So sleeping in the same bed is also a stress reaction? "
Fu Lechu nodded seriously: "Well, stress requires mutual comfort. "
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"Oracle" is a color strip comic that has dominated the rankings for many years with its exquisite characters and unique painting style. The friendship between the two male protagonists has attracted countless female fans to subscribe to it.
In this regard, the author Ye Feng said: "What I draw is pure brotherhood, don't mess around. "
The editor who had already collapsed asked: "Teacher Ye, what do you mean by the picture of him gasping and tearing off his tie? "
Ye Feng crossed his legs and said, "Let me show off my newly learned light and shadow. "
Editor: "Teacher Ye, is it necessary to draw a close-up of the two of them intertwining their fingers in this paragraph? "
Ye Feng took a sip of Coke: "I always pay attention to details. "
One day, Fu Lechu and Ye Feng collaborated.
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On the surface:
"We just create rigorously. "
"This is a normal male interaction, don't read too much into it. "
Actually:
Fu Lechu repeatedly revised the scene "A runs into B's arms" late at night.
Ye Feng looked in the mirror and observed the movement reference of "brotherly hugging the waist".
Until the day of submission——
Ye Feng bumped into Fu Lechu's computer search records:
"What actions are the most ambiguous between men?"
Fu Lechu discovered that Ye Feng's bookshelf was hiding:
A stack of danmei comics.
Later one night, Ye Feng took the initiative to knock on the door of Fu Lechu's study.
He pressed forward step by step and blocked Fu Lechu in the corner: "Mr. Fu, I heard that you are studying 'ambiguity between men'. Do you want to have an academic exchange with me? "
Reading Guide
1. The ultimate showdown between tough-talking kings, don't ask, just ask, "We straight men don't understand wheat bran. "
2. The author is illogical and I made up all the professional knowledge about painting.
3. Gong likes to tease people, has an atypical "weiguangzheng" character, is cute on the outside, but is actually very capable, and has two first loves.
4. It is not suitable for people who are extremely controlling. I am also afraid of being scolded.
5. If there is a horse falling situation, don't worry about the horse falling. Anyway, it does happen!
Intention: Live well and be positive.
