I Saw Siam and Snake He After the Barrage [Interstellar]

The heartless little sun Siamese cat is attacked by the cold and dank bungara snake. On the day she was proposed to by her boyfriend, Gu Wen saw the barrage, [Don't think about it, this little stupid cat is going to be offline soon. This pure scumbag on his knees has deceived this little cannon fodder so much that he can't tell the difference between east, west, north and south. [Protagonist, come out quickly and save your wife. You have been secretly in love for so long and your house is about to be stolen. Who is offline? Me? Gu Wen was silent, Gu Wen was confused, Gu Wen woke up. It turns out that he is cannon fodder for a BE novel. The protagonist's Bai Yueguang, the stupid Siamese cat. Those who trust scumbags will end up with their glands dissected alive. What did Jili Gulu say? Gu Wencai was unwilling to be just cannon fodder. He is a Siamese cat born in District 9. District 9 is chaotic and poor. His parents died when he was young, and he made it all the way to the Imperial Military Academy with his skills as an S-class Alpha. How could he be used as cannon fodder because of a scumbag who had managed to survive till now? In the plot, he had a brain problem, but now Gu Wen is very sober. As a passionate Siamese whose dream is to lead an army, he must never die in the plot. If you want to escape the fate of cannon fodder, you must have someone to hold you. After much thought, Gu Wen decisively kicked the scumbag and set his target on the protagonist. The so-called protagonist of the barrage is his roommate. The third prince of the empire, S-class Bungara Alpha. The barrage said that this person has been secretly in love with him for a long time? Real or fake? Gu Wen looked at the indifferent Feng Yan'an, and when he was about to take back the idea of ​​hugging his thigh, a beautiful silver-banded snake silently wrapped around his wrist. The snake was hesitant and cold to the touch. "You can take it if you want." The owner of the mental body confessed his love with a cold and cool face. Gu Wen just wanted to find a supporter and didn't want to have another AA relationship. He wanted to refuse, but after seeing his roommate's red ears he relented and agreed. Then Gu Wen got a little black snake, and he got his wish and hugged the protagonist's lap. Of course it's not just the thighs. [Stupid cat, you don't even remember that the person who saved your life was not that scumbag. Gu Wen later realized that he had recognized the wrong person and repaid the wrong favor. Gu Wen, who was ready to repay his kindness, walked into Feng Yanan's bedroom and saw his photos all over the wall. Gu Wen felt something bad secretly, and when he turned around to escape, he was blocked in the bedroom by this man. "Wenwen, now that you've seen it, don't leave." Footsteps approached from behind, and a cold chest pressed against his back. "Stupid cat," The low laughter in my ears was wrapped in the cool pheromone breath of sea salt. "I have long wanted to teach you how to repay your kindness." The barrage doesn't care about the cats falling into the trap, it just claps on CP. [The dank male ghost attacked me and feasted on me. [Look at Snake and Snake, they love you so much. Just accept it, Cat. Silver Snake is easy to use, but... Feng Yanan endured his desire, just like his dank spiritual body, pestering Gu Wen. A roommate is a roommate, and a roommate cannot become a wife! [No way. Stupid Cat is born to be a wife, and Alpha also wants to be a wife. * Feng Yanan has a secret. He fell in love at first sight with his roommate, a stupid, passionate Siamese. It was easy to trust him sincerely. But unfortunately the kitten has a boyfriend. The third prince could only hide his obsession in his heart and hide the secretly taken photos of kittens in his bedroom. Until Gu Wen broke up. Feng Yanan knew that his chance had come. Ps: Double A, pseudo-animal, sterile, ABO integrated into Shao Xiang's spiritual body, numerous private settings, technological nonsense, the essence of the work is a brainless cookie, don't go into details. —————— Recommended to pre-order "Black Moonlight Death Escape Rescue Plan" In Be's aesthetics where scumbags, gangsters, and villains torture and kill each other, Bai Yueguang has become a smeared existence. As a result, Bai Yueguang went on strike collectively, and the small world was on the verge of collapse. Bai Yuguan, a bright and violent drama beauty and the top 2 employee of the Fast Travel Bureau, took over the task of playing Bai Yueguang in order to occupy the position of an outstanding employee. Slap the scumbag in the face, redeem the scumbag, and then escape to death. The white moonlight should be high and spotless. But when he was completing his mission, the poor little boy he rescued seemed to be haunted by him. [World 1: Please redeem that substitute white fox Beta] You are the arrogant black cat Alpha, who was not tolerated by your family because of your double-A love affair, and was forced into being plotted by a scumbag. The scumbag was thinking about Bai Yueguang, so he found a white fox beta who looked like you as a substitute. On a rainy night, you picked up a wet white fox on the street. Your mission is to redeem him and let him grow. Bai Hu is a well-known flower of the high mountains, with a troubled father, a useless mother, and younger siblings who are waiting for him to be fed, so he has to take over the job of acting as a stand-in. He hates being your shadow, but you drag him out of the quagmire little by little and put him on a high position again, overlooking everyone. The flower of the high mountains has fallen, and I surrender to you willingly But you chose to die for him, when he loved you the most. "The wind roared on the top floor. From then on, he became the only relic of Mr. In this world." [World 2: Please save that deaf and gloomy school girl] You are Bai Yueguang, the school bully and scumbag, a young master who was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. The scumbag can't help but love you, so in order to regain his face, he made a bet with his friends and friends to win over the gloomy deaf school boy in his class for two months. Once you went bankrupt, you moved into the alley and became the neighbor of the school boy, with the task of redeeming him. He is cold, gloomy, hates you, and stays away from you. In the end, he becomes your most obedient puppy because of his greed and the little warmth you gave him. You helped him get rid of the entanglement of the scumbag. He is close to you and dependent on you. You promised him that you would go to the same university as him. But you broke your promise. "He knelt in the snow, put his hearing aid on the tombstone, and finally heard the words 'I love you' that you never said before." [World 3: Please save the top sentry who fell to the altar] [World 4: Please save that mute slave] ..... When Bai Yuguan finally accumulated enough points and was ready to sit in the top 1 position, the system told him that the small world he had experienced had collapsed and he needed to start over. Bai Yuguan: Just tell me if you want to die? System: Do you still want to be the boss? Bai Yuguan (closed eyes): Teleport it. I can train him the first time, and I can train him the second time. Warm reminder from the system: Although death escape is fun, be careful of the clingy little tail behind you~ rollover warning Lightning protection: ① There is no contact between the attack and the slag attack, the attack and receiving are both c, the attack only loves the receiving, and only surrenders to the receiving ② Not weak in the early stage of attack, but super strong in the later stage ③The first half of the death escape is Be, the second half is the return to the small world to fill in the pits, and finally He, the blackened death escape Shura field ④There is no relationship between attack and slag attack at any time. This will be explained later! ! Mission: Constantly strive to change your destiny