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[Tsundere, easy to explode, insensitive, super strong, scheming, green tea, super good at coaxing wife to fall in love, brain attack]
Jiang Zhiyu is a wealthy young man who has been favored by the wind and rain since he was a child. He is doted on by the president's sister and is sought after by everyone around him.
He has a problem recently, his love rival Bai Qingxiao is always pestering him!
A childish adventure bound him and Bai Qingxiao into a relationship of love rivals, to see who could catch the head of the medical school.
Please, how could he lose!
Jiang Zhiyu dressed up carefully and went out. When he turned around, he was sure to bump into Bai Qingxiao's half-smiling face - this person always showed up on time when he was alone with He Zhichun.
Jiang Zhiyu was furious: "Stalker!"
Bai Qingxiao adjusted his collar slowly, but his eyes were fixed on Jiang Zhiyu: "Why, your family drives the road. I will follow you when I come here. Let's talk about fair competition, okay, Master Jiang."
Whenever Jiang Zhiyu retorts, Bai Qingxiao always has the ability to reply ten eccentric sentences, accurately hitting his key points.
Jiang Zhiyu was furious: "Bai Qingxiao, you are petty!"
Bai Qingxiao raised her eyebrows and pressed closer, almost touching the tip of Jiang Zhiyu's nose: "Am I being petty? Who made the first bet that he would give up if he couldn't catch up with someone? Didn't I earnestly fulfill the bet and pursue it hard? You are allowed to choke me, but I am not allowed to choke you."
Even when Jiang Zhiyu saw an injustice on the road and risked his life to jump into the river to rescue a child who fell into the water, and was soaked and embarrassed, Bai Qingxiao could "just happen" to be by his side again, unable to spit out ivory: "Tsk, mind your own business, don't act like a hero if the water quality is not good, who is responsible for drowning?"
But deep in his disgusted gaze, there was a hint of unnoticeable nervousness, which swept across the tips of his dripping hair.
Jiang Zhiyu was so angry that he was shaking all over, pointing at Bai Qingxiao's nose and angrily yelling: "Bai Qingxiao, you just can't see me well! You just deliberately make things difficult for me!"
He didn't understand why Bai Qingxiao was like a dog-skin plaster that couldn't be shaken off, permeating into his life, imitating him, provoking him, and opposing him everywhere.
Jiang Zhiyu didn't even know that this childish bet of "whoever catches the opponent first will win" seemed to be his initiative. From the rules to the opportunities, it was all carefully designed by Bai Qingxiao quietly and single-handedly.
——Because Bai Qingxiao, the "love rival" who pesters him, imitates him, annoys him, and seems to enjoy watching him jump around all day long, secretly has been coveting his "prey" for a long time.
His words of "fair competition" established an extremely strong and fair image for himself. He tied Jiang Zhiyu tightly to him, and he had to pull Jiang Zhiyu along with him in all activities.
Jiang Zhiyu: A scheming person must be afraid that the court lady will fall in love with me immediately after being alone with me!
However, something seems to have gone wrong.
Why did Bai Qingxiao's birthday gift finally come to me? Why did I know him much better? Why was he considerate to me in every way? Why did he remember my likes and dislikes? Why did I live with him for two months and let him meet my parents and sister - and celebrate the New Year together!
Besides! Why did Bai Qingxiao sleep in the same bed with me and pitifully asked me to give him a hug, and I really agreed? !
Well, being held by him was quite comfortable.
Wait, Jiang Zhiyu realized in hindsight: No! He must be sick! How can anyone cling to a love rival?
*
Bai Qingxiao: What should I do if I can't be my wife's lover?
Then let's be my wife's love rival first!
The wrist my wife touched? Smell it
The milk my wife drank? Drink
The bed where my wife slept? Epic breath-taking
My wife calls me a liar and wants to break up with me? No! !
Small theater:
Jiang Zhiyu, who was fished to death, puffed out his chest and declared war on Bai Qingxiao majestically: "Just think that I am farting about my previous bet. From now on, I will chase you! Just wait for me, you will definitely prostrate yourself under my suit pants!"
Bai Qingxiao looked calm on the surface: "Just you? Forget it."
I was so ecstatic that I wanted to tell the world: Hahaha, my wife said she wants to chase me! Did anyone hear this? My wife wants to chase me hahahaha! You don't have a wife to chase you, do you? I have!
*
One day after being together without shame for a long, long time, Jiang Zhiyu suddenly realized:
Why did I end up kissing my love rival?
Food Guide
1. Attack and receive physical and mental double c
2. I have never liked Yincao before. I just have a strong desire to win and don't want anyone to say I am inferior to anyone else. Neither does Gong. Yincao is just an old woman who has been harmed by Gong and has grown up, and is a miserable tool.
3. In the early and mid-term, you fight against the "love rival", and in the later stage, you chase your wife in the crematorium.
Recommend here [Pre-receipt] ~ The following is the copy of "Evil Cats Breed Humans"
The cute and evil cat is attacked by a pretentious green tea human
Shanju is a little orange cat among thousands of demon spirits.
One day, while working in the store, he heard his colleagues and customers discussing how cute and lovable their human pets were.
Shan Ju clenched her fists and looked at her deflated wallet and made up her mind:
He also wants to raise a human!
After being introduced by a colleague, he registered an app called "Street People" and heard that there were many beautiful little people waiting to be adopted.
Soon, his eyes lit up.
Name: Qiaoqiao
Gender: Male
Height: 165cm
Family situation: No father or mother, family difficulties
There is also a photo showing only the dark eyes.
Sanju: She is a petite and beautiful little person! It's a black eye!
A friend said that homeless people are very defensive, and you need to have enough patience and love to gain their trust and love, and then you will expose your belly to him.
So people online kept shouting "baby" one after another, and offline they kept sending food even if they were poor. How could they let little people starve!
Shan Ju feels that the villain will soon trust him.
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Lu Qiao is the captain of the Weird Supervision Bureau and one of the few humans in the Bureau.
In order to catch Wei Wei, he was sent by the organization to register an app and lure Wei Wei, who had a habit of feeding humans, out for arrest.
Colleague: The target this time is the Orange Peel Monster, whose head is a ball of orange.
As expected, this pervert and weird guy found him quickly.
It's just... Why does this orange mass look so fluffy?
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As things progressed, Lu Qiao became increasingly unable to catch this strange creature.
He would sweetly call him baby, care about how well he was doing, and even send him a bunch of food.
——How could you do this!
So he cruelly deleted his account and ran away. He passed the account to a colleague and asked him to arrest him on his behalf.
Unexpectedly, my colleague opened an account and screamed:
"Holy shit, boss, you added the wrong person!!"
Lu Qiao: "Huh?"
_
The little man raised by Mountain Orange ran away.
He was very depressed and didn't know what he had done wrong and why the villain didn't like him.
I don't know who to spend the money on, so I go back to my old days of working as a cow or a horse.
Until one day, he asked the customer what he wanted to buy as usual, and a familiar and gentle voice came from above his head:
"Hello, I'd like some mustard-flavored fried chicken."
The villain didn't seem to recognize himself.
Shan Ju sadly stayed up until get off work. When she walked through the alley she had to pass under the pouring rain, she saw the villain she had longed for lying unconscious on the ground with injuries all over her body.
Shan Ju thought for a while and took the homeless man home.
Since no one wants it, can he take it away?
Although the villain has deceived himself, such a beautiful villain is so careless when left outside!
It's normal for pets to be naughty, just take them home and train them properly!
When Lu Qiao opened his eyes again, he saw a round-faced and round-eyed cat man lying on top of him, smiling and saying:
"You're awake, don't worry, I will take care of you!"
Food Guide
*1v1, attack and reception are each other's all-round uniqueness
*The information provided by Gong is false, not 165!
*Shou is an evil cat with a dark underbelly and some abnormal brain circuits.
Purpose: Only by being honest and honest can we fall in love