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Grandma took Ren Hanzhang to calculate the marriage fate for her mother.
Looking at the lying goddess, the young Ren Hanzhang let out a disdainful sound.
The goddess said: "Ren Hanzhang, you are young and disrespectful to the gods. You will never meet true love in this life!"
Ren Hanzhang raised his chin and snorted again, "Don't be so careless, I'm just disrespecting you!"
What's more...
The fat guy next door said he liked her yesterday.
In the second grade of elementary school, the class monitor said he liked her. The next day, the class monitor was taken away by his ears by his class teacher's mother;
In the sixth grade of elementary school, the captain on duty said he liked her. The next day, the captain broke his leg while riding his bike to school;
In the third grade of junior high school, the Youth League Secretary said he liked her, and the next day a flower pot fell from the sky and hit the Youth League Secretary on the head.
Ren Hanzhang: "... God, I really didn't disrespect the gods!!"
In the first year of high school, Ren Hanzhang officially enrolled in Ningcheng No. 3 Middle School.
In the second year of high school, a handsome boy Song Shilin was transferred from the school.
Ren Hanzhang looked at Song Shilin who was speaking on the podium and excitedly shook his deskmate in front of him into a roly-poly.
"He's so handsome! Which class is he in?"
"Sister, he has been transferred to our class for half a year, did you notice?"
"Yes." Ren Hanzhang nodded, "He is so handsome, I like him so much, I want to chase him!"
True to her word, Ren Hanzhang followed Song Shilin after school and knocked him against the wall when he was not prepared.
"Gu Shilin, are you dating?"
"My surname is Song."
"Oh, Song Shilin, are you dating?"
"... Nowhere."
"Are you really not in the right place?"
"Puppy love is not okay."
Ren Hanzhang, who was rejected by her courtship, became more frustrated and braver. She vowed to break the goddess's nonsense!
After her fourth failed courtship with Song Shilin, a tile fell from the sky and shattered to pieces in front of her.
Ren Hanzhang: "Oh my god, this retribution has come to me!"
In order to protect herself, she resolutely gave up Song Shilin and turned to study hard.
But after that day, things started to go wrong.
Chance encounters that originally required racking one's brains to create actually happened frequently——
She was wall-dumped by Song Shilin at the entrance of the alley where she was wall-dumped by Song Shilin!
He changed his cold demeanor and said with stern eyes, "Why don't you like me anymore?"
"... Have I ever liked you?"
"Then why are you chasing me?"
"Um... Because you're handsome?"
"Am I not handsome now?"
"Handsome." Ren Hanzhang noticed the crumbling wall above his head, "But I think now is not the time to discuss whether you are handsome or not..."
In an instant, the wall exploded on Song Shilin's head.
Before he could regain his senses, Ren Hanzhang ran away, leaving her shouting an octave higher than usual, lingering on the spot, "Look! It will be bad luck if I like you!!"
Intention: Feudal superstition is not advisable.
