First person perspective
Inferior self-esteem, sensitive, arrogant, attacked by loyal dog, crazy man, green tea
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My name is Li Jia, male, 17 years old
No hobbies or interests
One ordinary afternoon, I went back to ten years ago due to heat stroke. Ten years ago, my despicable vanity seemed to be the representative of all derogatory words. I was afraid of avoiding my childhood playmate, but he clung to me like a dog, following me wherever I went. I had no choice but to let him go.
In my embarrassing memories, there is always someone who comes uninvited. He is Song Pan, my playmate when I was there. His existence gradually penetrates into my mind. I always wonder if he has also traveled through time, otherwise why would he always know where I am.
He appeared again and again when I was in embarrassment, and stepped on my muddy water again and again. I beat him and scolded him, but he just wouldn't go away. I was very annoyed.
One day, we were sitting next to each other watching the fire and clouds. I suddenly felt very boring and felt that everything in the world had nothing to do with me, including the person next to me. I lost my mind for a moment and said to him: "I don't want to be friends with you anymore."
He was very happy to hear what I said, and kept saying that it would be better not to be friends. If he didn't want to be friends, I looked at him like a fool, thinking that this fool must be crazy.
It wasn't until later that he hugged me to sleep. Looking at his satisfied look, I couldn't help but sigh, he was careless.
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My name is Song Pan, male, 18
Biggest interest and hobby: Li family
In the eyes of my wife, I am capable of everything, and she even praises me for my excellence in her diary.
There was a conflict when we first entered high school at a different school. The two of us kept in a cold war and neither one of us wanted to bow down. One afternoon, I fainted due to high-intensity training. When I woke up, I found that I was back to the time before I had any contact with my wife.
My wife was as thin as a bean sprout at that time and I wanted to take good care of him, but he always avoided me.
Well, my wife who avoids me is very cute, my arrogant wife is very cute, my duplicitous wife is very cute, my explosive wife is also very cute.
I like it, I like it very much, I like it very much.
After I kept shushing (death), cold (pestering), asking (dead), and warm (beating), I finally achieved the right result.
Finally, I want to say: I love you, Li family.
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The full text is more sour, redemptive literature, self-improvement and self-reliance.
Mixed with regional dialects
Intention: Do not destroy or establish