Mimi lived for hundreds of years. In modern times, she fell in love with watching TV and almost became a short-sighted cat.
At that time, Mimi was squatting on the sofa, concentrating on watching the TV series "Dugu Dynasty", in which the plot of the empress Dugu Zhaoming's offline was being played out.
I shook my head and sighed: I am a beautiful woman, but I am a fool.
When she saw the empress with her own eyes, Mimi, even though she had lived for hundreds of years, briefly doubted Miao Sheng: "Hunjun... Why did Hunjun escape from the TV?" !
In the splendid hall, Dugu Zhaoming was leaning on the dragon throne, his fingertips lazily hooked on the glass wine cup, his skin was condensed with fresh snow, and his lips were filled with red pills. He was so beautiful that he was almost enchanted.
Her half-drunk eyes squinted at the person kneeling at the foot of the steps, and suddenly raised her eyes and smiled: "I heard that beauty's blood is the best way to nourish flowers. If you are so beautiful, how about burying me next to the peonies?"
I was shocked, I was scared, I walked away.
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Everyone in the civil and military circles of the dynasty knew that the tyrant Dugu Zhaoming was a beautiful madman, so beautiful that it was thrilling, but also so crazy that it was terrifying. She is extravagant and lustful, she is violent and murderous, she... Loves cats as much as her life.
At some point, there was a cat beside the tyrant. Anyone with eyes could tell that this was the tyrant's favorite cat. The emperor held the cat in his arms, and held the discussion on his lap. Even when he ordered to kill, he always smoothed the cat's hair.
The kitten is all black, with even and soft hair, and a pair of eyes that look like molten gold, ignorant and innocent.
Only Mi herself knows, Mi is going crazy with anxiety! Three years later, the emperor was forced to abdicate and died to apologize. As a pet cat, he was buried in the imperial mausoleum!
Mimi: I am so cute, how can I be buried with a foolish king?
In order to prevent the poop scraper from committing suicide, Mimi tried her best. For the first time in hundreds of years, a happy-go-lucky cat fought hard for its life.
Mimi was angry at the beloved concubine, jumped on the dragon table and pushed down the jade seal - the beloved concubine you are holding is an enemy spy! The censor you want to exile is a good man!
The tyrant pinched Mao Tuanzi, who had committed the crime, and smiled fondly: "The little thing doesn't understand the rules, so I won't care."
Palace man: The cat follows the tyrant, cruel!
Courtier: You lose your ambition by playing with things, you are a fool!
Later, Mi remembered that it could actually speak human language hundreds of years ago. At that time, it was not called Mimi, but called Yao Ling.
In order not to subjugate the country, in order not to be buried with him, Mimi, no, Yao Ling risked his life. Isn't it just talking in human language? She can also change into human form!
So, in the imperial study room late at night, Dugu Zhaoming's knees sank, and the Mo Tuanzi in his arms turned into a graceful beauty, with dark hair and golden eyes, a naked body, and her furry ears twitched very slightly, and then retracted quickly.
The woman on the dragon chair moved her eyes slightly, and after a while, she lightly opened her red lips and said, "You... Are shocked."
Later, the empress stabilized the world, and Yao Ling could finally rest peacefully.
But... What does it mean that the shit shoveling officer touches her ears when he has nothing to do, and always asks her if she wants half of the country? ?
2025/12/14
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