In 2066, in the cyber era, the gap between rich and poor is huge. Ada is an orphan who was born in a pigeon cage. She is unemployed and has no property. Her daily life is to lie in the virtual cabin, play games and scold profiteers.
One day, she opened a demo called "Capitalist Simulator" and suddenly couldn't exit the game.
[You are a capitalist who runs a school]
Fortunately, there is a system, and it shouldn't be difficult to work under the guidance of the task.
But the good times did not last long. The school suffered from food poisoning and its reputation was -1000; there was a fire in the student dormitory and the school compensated 30 million yuan; the parents' satisfaction was -1000 and they refused to pay tuition; the famous teacher threatened to change jobs to raise his salary, but you can no longer afford his salary.
[Your school closed down and you personally declared bankruptcy]
Come back, you start messing around based on the principle of "if there is too much water, add noodles; if there is too much noodles, add water".
Famous teacher? Forget it. Just look for someone with a salary of 3,000 per month. A physical education teacher can teach Chinese, and a music teacher can also teach mathematics.
Poor student performance and declining parent satisfaction. Go to a public school and dig out ten top students from poverty. The elite school rate will be stabilized and the school's reputation will be +1000. It's just a matter of IQ that others can't learn.
It costs less to run a canteen and does more. Let's cooperate with a supplier of prepared dishes. The zombie meat has been frozen for three years, so there should be no E. Coli. Two meals of fried chicken and fries a week, student satisfaction +1000.
The school was prosperous and there was more money than could be spent.
You find that people don't hate profiteers. As long as you are rich and have great scholars to discuss scriptures for you, you may even become a heartthrob!
You decide to invest the money you can't spend in a more profitable industry and open an arms company.
System: "emmmm arms need to be invested with real materials."
…Forget it.
Ada has now opened a film and television company, a game company, an advertising company, an Internet company, a restaurant chain, a review platform... Her net worth has increased ten thousand times, and she has reached the pinnacle of her life.
Counting money while lying down√
Loved by everyone√
Incomparable wealth and national achievement√
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Instructions for consumption:
1. This story is a fictional work and aims to express satirical themes through dramatic plots.
2. The words, deeds, and choices of any character in the article do not represent the author's position, nor do they endorse any such behavior in reality.
3. Any similarity with the behavior of profiteers in reality is purely coincidental.
4. The author never eats X shells/spells X rice/splendid mushrooms. This article is not a hallucination before the final week.
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Mission: No pain, no gain
