When Myths and Legends Invade History

Legend has it that Emperor Qin Shihuang had a square mirror. If patients looked at it, they could find the root of the disease; In the Xianyang Palace, a bronze mirror suddenly appeared in the emperor's bedroom, and next to it was a volume called "Qin Mirror Shines on the Bold". After looking through the slips, Ying Zheng called several alchemists to look in the mirror in turn, but there was no abnormality. He also ordered someone to destroy the mirror, which cracked but was intact as before. At that time, the young master Hu Hai and his master Zhao Gao came to ask for an audience with the emperor's father, and Ying Zheng agreed to meet him. After meeting the saint, Zhao Gao lowered his eyebrows and told the prince Hu Hai's recent situation one by one. The emperor listened and asked questions. Suddenly, his peripheral vision passed by the bronze mirror being held by the alchemist - the smooth and clear mirror reflected Zhao Gao's five internal organs, "bold and heart-beating". Then Zhao Gao leaned down and bowed down, Hu Hai was reflected in the mirror again, and Ying Zheng looked again - where the heart of his eighteenth son was, there was a big ball of black ink. Ying Zheng was silent for a moment, and after a moment, he added the pen, Yu Juandu's "bold heartbeat" was suffixed with "maybe the heart is as black as paint." Legend has it that Dongfang Shuo once flew to the heavenly palace with the help of a white ape and stole the flat peach of the Queen Mother in Yaochi. In the fifth year of Yuanshou, the whole country celebrated the emperor's birthday. Suddenly, a strong wind turned and dark clouds covered the sun. A black bird fell from the sky and stopped in the front hall of Weiyang Palace. Under the surprised gazes of the emperor and his ministers, Black Bird opened his mouth and announced that he was the Queen Mother's mount "Qingluan", and informed that the Queen Mother was about to come to celebrate the emperor's birthday. As soon as he finished speaking, a woman came up and said, "I have fairy peaches, which knot once every three thousand years. I will give five of them to the Emperor of the Han Dynasty to show my heart." He then accurately targeted Dongfang Shuo in the crowd, pointed at him and said, "This boy has stolen my peaches three times." Dongfang Shuo was horrified and exclaimed: "??? When did someone have the magical power from heaven?" The civil servants and generals had no intention of paying attention to him, and only protected him in front of the emperor without leaving any trace. After a while, Liu Che, who has always been very interested in the theory of ghosts and gods, said quietly: "... Do you want to retaliate against him by poisoning me?" Legend has it that Wei Zheng was ordered by the Jade Emperor to kill the Dragon King of the Jinghe River. The Dragon King of the Jinghe River asked Taizong for help. Taizong then made an appointment with Wei Zheng to play chess to stall for time. During this period, Wei Zheng fell asleep and his soul ascended to heaven to kill the Dragon King of the Jinghe River. It's night, stormy and dark. Outside the Li Zheng Hall, the roar of the strong wind seemed to be mixed with a trace of sad weeping. Li Shimin suddenly woke up and met the eyes of Empress Changsun who had already stood up. The couple listened attentively, and words such as "Give me back my life" and "Broken promise" came to their ears intermittently. The cold light suddenly appeared, the sword clanged, and Li Shimin raised his sword and walked away. Walking to the outer hall, the doors and windows were wide open, and a dark figure stood in the rain. It looked like an ordinary person, but it was facing the opposite corner. Then lightning pierced the night sky, and under the white light, Li Shimin saw a face that looked like a camel and a horse with a long beard. The "man" stared at Li Shimin with a pair of eyes full of resentment, and cried: "Li Shimin, you said you would stop Wei Zheng from killing me! If you don't keep your word, give me your life!!!" Shock and confusion emerged all at once, and thousands of words came to mind. After some careful thinking, Li Shimin finally chose this sentence: "You said the opposite, right?" Legend has it that when Taizu of the Ming Dynasty was a young boy in Huangjue Temple, he beat the God of Jialan because he tripped him. Later, the candle was bitten by a mouse and he was scolded by the abbot, so he wrote the words "Exile for three thousand miles" on the back of the God of Jialan. In the twenty-first year of Hongwu's reign, nine vassal princes went to court to see the emperor. During his stay in Beijing, King Zhu Tan of Lu became crazy and often ran around the house shouting, saying that there were evil spirits seeking his life. The imperial doctor judged that he had injured his brain due to excessive use of gold and stone medicine. After learning about it, Zhu Yuanzhang angrily criticized Zhu Tan for being ridiculous and forbade anyone to offer "elixirs" to Zhu Tan again. After a period of treatment, Zhu Tan's symptoms not only did not ease, but worsened day by day. The kings went to Lu Wang's Mansion to visit the sick, and when they were about to leave, they were blocked by Zhu Tan. When Zhu Tan begged the brothers to stay and protect him, the sky and the earth became dark, strong winds rose, and a figure floated in the air with a kind face and golden light around him, which looked like the Buddha statue enshrined in Jialan Hall. The Buddha figure spoke slowly: "My little friend, please ask my father: Are you sure you are going to return?" As soon as the sound came out, Zhu Tan clung to Zhu Bai like a frightened bird, shouting: "I don't know, I don't know, it's none of my business!" While the other princes were stunned, King Zhu Di of Yan held his sword in front of the brothers and said calmly and sincerely: "He who believes in Taoism does not care about Buddha." A humorous piece of writing that is lighthearted and funny Demining: 1. Parallel time and space historical live broadcast, all characters in the article are parallel time and space historical figures 2. The list of main and supporting characters indicates the author's attitude towards the characters. If you don't like the characters, please exit immediately and don't be disrespectful. 3. Main linkage, historical figures from different time and space will meet in the future 4. Myths and legends invade the real world because of plane collapse and because they are products of collapse. Therefore, the actual settings may differ from orthodox myths and folklore. 5. Non-history majors, amateurs, if there are inappropriate historical materials, such as unofficial history, you can point it out Purpose: Gods and Buddhas cannot change human destiny, but people can