(Beautiful dark green tea attack × crazy straight man)
My name is Wang Xiaohe. When I was returning home from get off work, I was thrown into a C-level fast-travel bureau because I took a faulty elevator.
Because I was a little confused by being smashed, when the selection interface popped up, I regarded the villain as a decent one.
When I realized it, I had become a hard-working worker in the C-level Quick Travel Bureau Villain Association...
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But I am an optimistic person, a serious young man who strives hard. Even if I am a villain, I still have to make a name for myself!
After many tests and tutoring, I finally got it! ! Kaxian became the low-level mentor of the Villain Association...
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Because my grades were the worst, the quality of the interns assigned to me by the association was not very good. Under my careful guidance, all my students are outstanding! But this one was so good that it had to be admitted to the Honest Association... So basically they transferred to the Honest Association right after they started training. I was in tears!
Who can tell me! I just followed the instructions in the book! Why are the children we teach kinder than some decent protagonists?
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Because of my "excellent" results, the association finally decided to suspend me, a novice.
Until a few days ago, a little boy came to the association. He looked about sixteen or seventeen years old. He was well-behaved and beautiful, which was rare for others. But no one is willing to take him? !
Hey hey hey! As we all know, all the babies that others don't want in the association belong to me! I, Wang Xiaohe, have finally returned to work gloriously!
But soon, I understood why no one wanted to take him... This baby is either a good boy or a dull boy!
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Wang Xiaohe took out a fruit knife and said to Shao Huaian: "The first lesson for villains - learn to pretend! Even if you get a cannon fodder book in the future, as long as you pretend to be handsome enough, readers will remember you!"
After saying that, he handed the knife to Shao Huaian: "Nuo, lick it, have you seen it in the TV series? Remember, your eyes must be sinister!"
Shao Huaian took the fruit knife, looked at the person in front of him uncertainly, and said, "Does it have to be like this?"
"Yeah!"
Shao Huaian swallowed, his face darkened, and when he raised his eyes, the dark smell of crazy criticism suddenly came up.
Just when Wang Xiaohe was about to praise him, the next second, the child was stunned and was about to lick the blade of the knife. He was so frightened that he slapped the fruit knife away and yelled: "You are a bastard! You don't want your tongue anymore?!"
Shao Huaian was a little confused, blinked his big eyes and said weakly: "This is how it is played in the TV series."
Hey, he was still aggrieved. Wang Xiaohe was so angry that he said, "What we are licking is the back of the knife! And the knife in the TV series is fake!"
"Oh..." Shao Huai'an picked up the knife guiltily and looked at Wang Xiaohe aggrievedly, trying to get away with it.
Wang Xiaohe: ... Forget it, don't hit the smiling man.
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On the way to the simulation venue, Wang Xiaohe pretended to be fierce and said: "We are going to see blood in today's training!"
Shao Huaian said excitedly: "Who are we going to kill?"
Wang Xiaohe shook his head and continued walking forward until he stopped in front of a chicken shed: "How can I let you kill people for the first time? Let's kill chickens today!"
Shao Huaian: "... Oh."
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After two months, Shao Huaian finally left the army!
Just when Wang Xiaohe was about to kick his apprentice into a book and leave,
In a flash of lightning, he appeared next to Shao Huaian again? !
He, followed by Shao Huaian, went through the book!
He even stepped on a horse and was wrongly tied into Shao Huaian's system! !
Wang Xiaohe: I'm going to send you a special message! ? ! ! !
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[Accepted in advance, bloody imaginative article, he]
Intention: To be a good person
