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Pre-collection of "I'm Really Not Crazy" The copy is at the bottom Dad taught Silesia: To exchange your sincerity for the truth is to deceive the little pig, and the little pig who believes will be turned into crispy pork belly. Silesia waved her little hand vigorously: It doesn't matter, I can beat the liar away - my weapon is made of two French fries. Although it won't hurt anyone and is soft, it tastes delicious~ … Orenis looked at his increasingly mellow second son and worried: Yaya~ What dad said before, "Be generous" is not "Be generous", not "Be generous"! Silesia hugged the pizza that was bigger than her face and sighed: It's so hard to be a human being, I want to make tomato stewed beef brisket. When others say I am a rotten person, I will be sad, but when others say I am a rotten stewed beef brisket with tomatoes, I will be delicious... Dad, can I have tomato beef brisket for dinner? Orenis:... It's dinner now Silesia's eyes lit up: Can I eat it now? Orenis took a deep breath: People must focus on the present and be down-to-earth, and cannot become a big fat man in one bite. Silesia confidently said: Chew Chew Chew, Dad, I understand, you can't become a big fat man with just one bite. ——Yes… Old father is pleased ——But one bite at a time is fine ——That's not right either… old father in tears ——What about bite by bite? ——No way... The old father is tired ——One bite, one bite, one bite, one bite, one bite... ——Whatever The old father took a vicious bite of the pizza in his son's hand and left gracefully with a burst of wailing. In the first year after the interstellar period, the pure human race aliens in the Death Star Belt awakened. They were savage and terrifying and loved to eat. The Zerg that lived here could not be beaten, and they had nowhere to run. They could not be disturbed all day long... The barren land cannot support the screaming aliens. In order to feed his younger brothers and sisters after the mutation, Silesia, who has been introverted all her life, can only carry a snakeskin bag and go out to work. Suffering from severe social fear, he climbed onto the Imperial Mothership, robbed the rich and gave to the poor diligently, and became the number one pirate in the world until he was seriously injured by an out-of-control teddy while helping an old lady run through a red light... When he opened his eyes again, he was confusedly picked up by His Majesty the Emperor, who was stained with blood, before he could figure out the situation. Here, I swear by the honor of my family and the glory of my dynasty that I will triumph in the future and will use all the strength of the country to thank you all for saving your young son today! Silesia; my father is very capable! Advance receipt copy: The genius boy Huaiji was accidentally bound to the fast travel system and was forced to play the taciturn "autistic brother" in every world. In order to fit the role, he was required to only show his true emotions to the protagonist and limit his speech to only one word per day. In addition to escorting the heroine, he also serves as an assistant to bring the hero and heroine into love... The tasks are arduous and communication is limited. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is hellish. Fortunately, Huaiji has a sexy brain - whether it is the farce of a rich family with real and fake daughters, or the undercurrent of the battlefield of power... He has a perfect sense of insensitivity and will always be in the center of the hurricane, and the years will always be chaotic in the eye of the typhoon. In his first stop in the world, he transformed into the autistic third young man in the real and fake daughter incident. The whole family regarded the real daughter as an outsider, and only the autistic young master single-handedly isolated the whole family. Huaiji originally planned to help the heroine defeat the BOSS according to the script and retire with points, but after discovering the heroine's wish, he made a prompt decision to help her tear apart the false masks around her, cut off the blood-sucking family ties, and carve out a bloody path in the business world! When the heroine is about to reach the pinnacle of power, she shines brightly. In the original work, the male protagonist and male supporting characters always followed the siblings with paranoid eyes. Huaiji, who was worried that their intentions were evil, silently grabbed his sister's sleeve. The heroine, who had always spoken softly to Huaiji, revealed her perfect muscle lines, swung a baseball bat and approached the owners step by step, with disdain on her face: "A group of guys with heads not as strong as baseball bats are worthy of coveting my Huaiji?" Wait! Sister, why are you... Your brother? ! My sister still stroked Huaiji's head gently: "Huaiji doesn't like me just because I'm a male sister, right?" Huaiji shook his head... And nodded again In the end, the male sister pinched her chin and shook her head forcefully: "I know that our Huaiji is the best-behaved child in the world. You will definitely not let your sister down... Right?" Huaiji silently retreated to the corner, and the crisp sound of bells could be heard from time to time... He looked at the tall male sister in the shadow in confusion: "..." Is this... Right? Mission: Live happily every day, grow healthily every year
