
The Little Perverted Cat I Picked up Is a Cold Boss
捡来的小色猫是高冷上司
by The Sun and Moon Illuminate the Forest (日月照林)
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- Completed
- Length
- 643k Words
- Genre
- Baihe (GL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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The main text has been completed. Extras will be provided from time to time. Thank you for your support. [The preview of "Becoming the No. 1 Sister's Sleeping Partner" is at the bottom. If you are interested, please click~] Xi Lan has severe cat thirst syndrome. Once, she suffered from cat thirst on the street and accidentally picked up an injured kitten. Xi Lan was ecstatic: Her illness was cured! The worst thing is that the kitten won't eat, drink or be held. Xi Lan asked her boss Jian Qiulin for help. [Dear Director, what should I do if the kitten doesn't eat? As soon as the message was sent, Xi Lan noticed that the kitten on the table vibrated suddenly. She panicked and called directly. "Buzzing." Strange, when I called the director, why did the ringing sound come from a kitten? - Director Jian, who has always been aloof and reserved, is going crazy. After a car accident, he suddenly turned into a cat and was picked up by an idiot subordinate. Even if she had to stay under someone else's roof, she still had to steal Xi Lan's underwear. By the time she tasted the strong smell of catnip on her underwear, it was already too late and she twisted into a diamondback rattlesnake. After succeeding, Xi Lan rushed out and rubbed her breasts hard again. "Watch me teach a bad kitten a lesson! How to suck pussy!!" Every time Jian Qiulin was ravaged like this at home, he would pretend nothing happened when he went to the company the next day. Her aloof dignity was shattered day by day. Until she was on a business trip with someone and accidentally took out Xi Lan's lost bra from her suitcase. Xi Lan:? The style looks so familiar, and there are also traces of bites from the kitten... Jian Qiulin put it back in a good-natured manner and said "Yes": "I bit it, it's my personal preference." Xi Lan: Wow, what a hot personal hobby. - When Xi Lan's thirsty cat syndrome broke out again, she had a high fever and kept talking nonsense. Jian Qiulin took care of her, pretending to be both a cat and a human. She was busy until early in the morning, and fell into a deep sleep, forgetting to transform back into a cat body. In the middle of the night, I heard Xi Lan muttering quietly from behind. I turned over to check her condition, but was hugged. "Sister... Wife..." She kept repeating the nickname of Transcendence, intertwined with the warm breath, and sprayed it on her chest. Jian Qiulin only felt that it was so hot. I don't know if it's Xi Lan's body temperature or her heart. - After it was revealed that Jian Qiulin was a cat, he not only regained his freedom as a human being, but also gave a resignation notice. The wife who almost hit her mouth just flew away. Jian Qiulin has never experienced such frustration. She went to the door in person to ask for an explanation, but Xi Lan was nowhere to be seen. However, a silly little kitten rushed over, rolling and crawling on the ground, meowing. "Ah! Director! What should I do if I turn into a cat!!" Jian Qiulin picked up the cat and took a deep breath like Xi Lan did before. The director's home. The high-end apartment that has always been meticulous, now has cat toys scattered all over the floor. As soon as the hour hand passed zero, the kitten, sleeping soundly on the bed, turned into a human after just rubbing it. The director stroked her smooth back and whispered into her ear: "How do you think I will teach the bad cat who pretends to sleep?" Xi Lan woke up immediately, covered her chest and said, "Ah? Are you coming again?" Food guide: 1. Set in an imaginary city in the future. 2. Characters that are not specifically stated are female by default. 3. The cat-raising related behaviors in the article are only used to supplement the settings required for imagination, and do not have scientific guiding significance. 4. The full text is based on imagination and has no scientific basis. The relevant explanations in the text are just nonsense and should not be studied. Preview of "Becoming the No. 1 Sister's Sleeping Partner" Miss Qin's temper has improved recently, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief. The reason is that her severe insomnia has been resolved. The biggest contributor is those extremely beautiful hands. Flexibly caressing and rubbing in front of her eyes, it was like magic. Every late night, she fell asleep to such sleep-aid videos. She hired this new ASMR anchor to serve only for herself. But gradually, something was wrong. The people on the screen did their best to help her sleep. But she was panting exhaustedly under the quilt, her fingertips dripping like peeled lychees. This strange bliss made her understand that there was more to what she wanted. See the live broadcast prompt of Aibo. Qin Yi's face turned ugly and he quickly sent a private message. [Favorite love: Live broadcast secretly again? One hundred thousand a month is not enough? Is it enough to transfer an extra 50,000 yuan to you? Realizing that his tone was a little harsh, he made another voice sound, as if he was coquettishly talking to his girlfriend. "Of course, the service also needs to be upgraded. I want to hear your voice~ Read my ID first." After a long time, a very hard voice came from over there: "Oh... The most love... Love, affection, big, da!" Qin Yi was stunned and chuckled: It turned out to be a little stutterer. -- Ye Shu suffers from a stutter. In order to fill the debt hole in my family, I looked for all the part-time jobs that I didn't need to talk about. Finally, I started a part-time job that suited me best - ASMR anchor. In order to gain traffic, she gritted her teeth and put on cool clothes. As expected, the number of people in the live broadcast room skyrocketed, and at the same time, a private message was received from the usually silent No. 1 Sister. [Qingyi: Why are you wearing so little today? Put it back on. Before she could react, she was hit by the oncoming fireworks gift. From then on, the girl on the list seemed to have an inexplicable possessiveness towards her. [Friendship: Stop broadcasting it. Make customized ASMR for me every night. Do not send it to others. Ye Shu was "trapped" like this. And in the videos she posted privately, from the beginning she was serious about helping her sleep, to later she showed more and more of her face and her neckline got lower and lower. Ye Shu told herself that everything was just to stay close to the first sister on the list. It wasn't until the first sister on the list said she was immune to videos that she suddenly felt that she had lost something. Besides money, there is also heart. She laughed to herself. A friend once said that she became a canary. In the end, it's just a mocking crow. But what she didn't expect was that Qin Yi did not leave, but asked to live with her and let him sleep in her ears. This time, Ye Shu's mouth was faster than her brain. "Okay." She covered her mouth. There was a knock on the door, and the man laughed triumphantly outside the door: "Little stammer, it's too late to regret it now." --- On this day, the two of them tossed around until early morning again. Ye Shu leaned close to Qin Yi's ear and asked softly: "Why did you choose me? I can't even speak clearly." Qin Yi smiled slyly: "Because of curiosity." Ye Shu looked confused: "Okay, curious, what?" Qin Yi gently played with her lips, which were slightly red and swollen due to his teasing. "I'm curious if you cry when you're in bed?" Purpose: Cherish every softness brought by furry hair
