The big beauty's dank male ghost master's wife is attacked x the pretty and cute sword spirit is sent | 1v1 double c
PS: Master and Master's Wife are fake Taoist couples! Gong chose to be his mother just to be close to Shou (no)
When Shen Qi transformed into a human form, he was helpless and couldn't even explain who he was.
Until the master picked him up and brought him back to the mountain gate.
Chen Qi has a new identity - a substitute, and the substitute is Bai Yueguang, Yan Ci, who is at the top of his master's heart.
He was reasonable: a substitute was just a substitute, not to mention that Bai Yueguang never showed up, so he would definitely make a profit without losing money.
Until one day, Bai Yueguang became his master's wife.
Not only is she beautiful and highly cultivated, she is also born with a great physique.
Master's favor was taken away overnight.
The job is ruined!
He packed up his bed and took the treasures of gold and silver he had saved and ran away overnight, but he failed and was chased.
At this moment, the master's wife stretched out her hand towards him: "Do you want to come with me?"
Chen Qi was picked up and lived in his wife's house, cooking chickens and raising them.
He counted on his fingers:
The master looked down on him with a cold face, but the master wife was gentle and caring.
Hugging whose thigh is not a hug?
Chen Qi decided not to run away.
Every day he would sit in front of Yan Ci and talk over tea:
"They all only covet Master's wife's physique. Unlike me, I only care about my brother~"
"Master's wife always stays with me. Master, will you misunderstand me? It's all my fault for causing discord between you."
The mistress smells delicious.
Gentle, indulgent, and responsive to requests.
But the strange thing is that the mistress seems to know him very well. She even knows exactly what he likes to eat, where he is ticklish, and where his waist softens when touched.
Moreover, he slept more and more deeply day by day, and when he woke up, his whole body was extremely sore.
Chen Qi stared at the red mark on the inner thigh and fell into deep thought.
One night he made a careful observation.
In the middle of the night, the cold fingertips are like vines and snakes, caressing the lips, tongue, and lower back, and arrogantly squeezing into the middle of the legs...
Shen Qi immediately put the knife against it.
But the man let the blade press the bleeding mark on the side of his neck: "Ah, I've been discovered."
Shen Qi was shocked: "Master's wife?! Let me go quickly..."
"Why do you want to let me go? Didn't you say you liked me the most?"
Chen Qi was confused: "When did I say that?"
These words made the man anxious, and his breath was hot: "Or is it that your master can touch you, but I can't?"
After one night, Shen Qi held his waist and felt that his whole body was not feeling well.
It turns out that Master's Wife has been coveting him all along? !
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When Yan Ci met Shen Qi for the first time, he was still a little sword spirit that no one wanted, squatting on the ground dirty.
Poor, beautiful, and well-behaved.
He asked: "Do you want to go with me?"
The little sword spirit would sleep next to him when he was sleepy, hug his sleeves and act coquettishly when he was in pain, and kiss him in his arms when he was wronged.
Dependent, clingy, but still cute.
It was not until later that his furnace physique was exposed. If he did not form a contract with others to practice dual cultivation, he would be backlashed and become possessed.
After learning the news, the little sword spirit ran away.
The reason is very weird: "I'm sorry, I can't be the one above."
When they met again, the little sword spirit who said he couldn't become a superior had forgotten about him and got involved with his junior brother.
He said "Master" in every mouthful, his voice was sweet and approachable.
So he changed his identity and brought people back under his nose again.
He originally thought that Shen Qi would avoid him and be afraid of him.
Unexpectedly, after being rescued by him and raised in the hospital for a few days, the other party actually came up to him and asked with bright eyes: "I heard that if the furnace body does not form a contract for a long time, it will be most harmful to the body."
"Master, if you can't take care of it... The disciples can also help."
"Seriously?"
Shen Qi vowed: "Disciple, we will do what we say!"
Yan Ci smiled softly.
In this case, he will let Shen Qi know personally——
The body of the furnace and cauldron may not be left to anyone to pick.
[The next book "The Cannon Fodder Licks the Dog Coveted by the Heartthrob" is of the same type~]
Wearing books to escape from innocence and being funny vs heartthrob Bai Qiehei and bad water attack
When Xie Juehuan opened his eyes, he found that he had become the ultimate cannon fodder in Haitang Wenli.
Ending: Human pig set meal (including VIP marinating service)
Target of death: Mo Jingyu, the flower of the high mountains (abstinence value MAX/combat power value MAX/blackening value to be unlocked)
"It's so good. It's Haitang's article. Straight men are hopeless."
System comfort: Don't be afraid! After the plot is over, I'll let you fake your death!
She declined Huan Xin and said it was okay, but the next moment the system issued a list of suicide missions...
Death Mission 1: Secretly administer spring medicine
Death mission 2: Male! Tune!
Death mission 3: If there are three of us, I will be the one who gets wet
Xie Juehuan: Thank you, it's already cold. In order to survive, he cautiously took advantage of loopholes.
Task 1, Xie Xuehuan poured the medicine into his mouth and covered himself tightly with the quilt: "I forced myself! Mission accomplished!"
System: "... You are such a clever little guy."
Task 2: Public whipping and training, he waved the whip to hit the top: "Spin faster!"
In mission 3, he lay down wet. He refused to pour a bucket of water over himself, and smiled evilly: "Is it wet enough, baby? I can also spray a rainbow!"
Cannon fodder brother: "Brother, the way Mr. Mo looks at you... There's something wrong."
In the last prison scene, Xie Juehuan confidently locked the door. As a result, the protagonist had a spring drug poured down his throat, and he was so confused that he didn't know what the world was like!
Xie Yihuan collapsed: "Where is the abstinence system that we promised? Is this the fucking Legend of the Hungry Wolf? I'm quitting this!!"
System: "Ding! The mission is completed, now turn on the death escape function——"
A year later, Xie Juehuan sat up in shock and said, "I have become a good person! I have really become a good person! I will never seek death in the future!"
Looking up, Flower of the High Mountains was playing with his "corpse": "100% mission success? Have you had enough? Now it's my turn."
Everyone said that the person who imprisoned him had a change of heart. Mo Jingyu sneered, thinking that his acting skills were poor.
Until that night, he heard Xie Juehuan wailing into the air: "System dad! Is this task done by humans?!"
Then a strange voice sounded: [It is detected that the host is inactive, and electric shock punishment is initiated]
So, for the last task, he personally gave an enhanced version of aphrodisiac to Xie Xie Huan, who was conscientiously following the plot, pushed her onto the bed, and read the lines in Xie Xie Huan's mind word for word: "Since you want to pursue excitement..."
"Then I will accompany you to carry it out to the end."
Purpose: Bravely choose a life that truly belongs to you
Reader comments
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Ahhhhh why are you stuck in this place?
I beg you to update "faster, more economical" [make me healthy]
Thank you to heaven, thank you to earth, thank you for your hard work~
Damn, the end of Chapter 22 is the same as the beginning of Chapter 23
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Why is this Xie Wujiu so annoying?
Ahhhhh why are you stuck in this place?
I beg you to update "faster, more economical" [make me healthy]
Thank you to heaven, thank you to earth, thank you for your hard work~
Damn, the end of Chapter 22 is the same as the beginning of Chapter 23
The spiritual support after get off work every day [crying]
Boss, are you going to update tomorrow? I will start school tomorrow [crying]
Boss, you can ask when the update will be tomorrow. Try to finish reading the new chapter before seven o'clock and then hit the road [covering face and laughing]
Boss, have you re-fitted your glasses? I haven't watched the Eight Immortals yet, I've only watched the video [dog head]
Boss, if there are any updates, I don't care enough [crying]
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