This article is the product of a lot of imagination. It is now completed and the system is under maintenance. Also known as: "The Tyrant's Breeding Manual" - the survival rules for being an actor in the Shang Dynasty where everyone is evil
▼Contemporary social beasts travel through the magical realism of the Shang Dynasty▼
You, an unlucky guy who hasn't even enjoyed all the 996 blessings, suddenly become the magic stick of the Shang Dynasty. Facing the real cannibal Chaoge City (system reminder: dear, human sacrifice is a national project of the Shang Dynasty), you touched your empty mana, looked at the bleeding bronze ax around the tyrant's waist, and decided to use your life's acting skills on - how to trick King Zhou into a love brain!
#Illustrated book# (all evil villain version)
You: You are an actor who appears to be a fairy, but is actually very panic-stricken. You rely on Baidu Encyclopedia to pretend to be a good actor (actual acting skills are 0)
King Zhou: The crazy criticizing beauty who treats "the punishment of burning with fire" as a morning workout (note: the beauty specifically refers to the way he kills people)
Ji Dan: The shady academic master with eight hundred scheming minds (male second tea art performance))
Boyikao: The special white moonlight for worshiping the sky with its own aura of "Come and harm me" (Will this person really turn into meat sauce? Wait online now)
Wei Ziqi: A villain who specializes in passing knives to dogs (but the knife will always come back to him)
Emperor Yi: The unlucky late king who was killed by the protagonist using a divination curse (spoiler warning)
▼Today's workplace survival KPI▼
Morning: Use the weather forecast to pretend to be a tortoise fortune teller (system: 30% chance of precipitation today... Wait a minute, I will freeze)
Noon: Teach craftsmen how to build water channels (source of drawings: incomplete structural drawings issued by the system before his death)
Night: Being the tyrant's human sleeping pill (pure sleep, literally)
Easter Egg: About the missing fox
System: "It is detected that Su Daji's script is missing, please find a replacement immediately"
You: "Can the wild fox on the roadside make up the numbers?" "
King Zhou: (Suddenly appearing) "What are you looking for, Aiqing?" "
You: "... Looking for auspiciousness that can complement the king's wisdom! "
# Edible Instructions#
This article is also called "One Hundred Ways to Survive a Tyrant"
An unconventional and cool novel, the protagonist uses fraud to get promoted and get a salary increase
Emotional line: Two liars are stripping each other's waistcoats → stripping each other until they get to the bed
Career line: From pretending to be a god to being a true god (system: insufficient battery power to load the ending)
Historical tip: All the outrageous incidents in this article (such as cannibalism) have archaeological evidence in the Yin Ruins
HE core secret: When the tyrant discovers that you are more fun than killing people... (Don't panic when you are pinched by the waist and pressed on the altar, this is the Shang Dynasty version of love)
My level is not high, I write this article purely for my own entertainment, to make you and me laugh. If it doesn't catch your eyes, please pat it lightly.
Intention: To survive is to win.
