Throughout the ages——
There was a hole in the sky.
Two are broken, three, four... Seventeen, eighteen!
Qin
"Yinman, what's the matter?"
"Your Majesty, I have died seventeen times on the sky."
"... I don't have a child like Hu Hai."
"I'm kidding myself. I'm going to die for the eighteenth time."
"My second son of Qin Dynasty died seventeen times. I was deceived by Xu Fu seventeen times in my quest for immortality. I stabbed Qin by Jing Ke seventeen times."
"Father, why should you injure the enemy by one thousand and hurt yourself by eight hundred?"
"Humph——"
Chinese
Liu Che was silent.
Liu Ju: "Father, there are no jokes in hell."
Liu Che: "In my old age, I am about to get pig plague again——"
Liu Ju: "... You can say that yourself."
Tang
In the sky——
The man crazily criticized Wu Zhao, while the woman tried her best to refute the rumors and prove it.
Later generations of legends commented: "Li Ke is a wise man, Li Zhi is a rotten man, and there is no better son than a father. However, after listening to Zhangsun Wuji's words, he can be said to be wise for a lifetime, but ignorant for a while."
Li Shimin: o ( ∩ ∩ ) o
Song Dynasty
Zhao Kuangyin didn't want to say anything.
Yuan
Kublai Khan: It is easy to conquer the world, but difficult to rule it.
This side praised: Zhu Biao is the most stable prince in history.
The other side retorted: Nonsense, Zhu Biao doesn't even have his own team.
Ma Xiuying:. . .
Zhu Yuanzhang:......
Zhu Biao:......
Zhu Di: Does Tianmu still speak human language?
Zhu Houzhao: Wow wow wow——
Qing
Dear, it's inconvenient to join the group chat after Qianlong passes.
Qianlong: I... Am I going to be like Louis...! ? !
Yongzheng: The world... Just wants to usher in a new society as soon as possible.
Kangxi: Tianmu had better look at other dynasties.
[The 18th Tianmu, which attracts the attention of hundreds of millions of people, makes its debut]
The girl said: "Hello, ancestors. I am Wu Qiu, from the later generations. The time and space live broadcast system relies on me, and I really can't do anything about it. Is the system going to start competing for performance now?"
Wu Qiu: "Yes, I came to climb Mount Tai in the early morning to watch the sunrise."
Wu Qiu: "Hahaha, the day has changed so fast. Why did it suddenly rain and thunder, as if there were plastic films flying in the sky, haha. Huh - I can't hide it anymore after all - yes, I am a witch, a witch who can call the wind, rain, and thunder."
Wu Qiu: "You can't teach it. You really can't teach it. You just rely on your talent. If you are a witch, you don't need to be taught. If you curse anyone, won't they be gone long ago?"
Wu Qiu: "I don't have time right now, I have to take care of the culprit."
Wu Qiu: "At this moment, I am full of excitement on behalf of my motherland to invite all of you ancestors to participate in the first joint conference of all heavens in China."
Reading Guide
★All time and space are parallel time and space, fully serving the plot.
★The protagonist is not a tool man, and strives to promote the unity of Chinese civilization.
★The protagonist lives in a world where supernatural powers have existed since ancient times.
★The dynasties have no extraordinary power except Tianmu, and they are not very good to the rulers. If they do not make progress or change, they will perish, and if they improve in the future, they will perish.
★100,000-250,000 Words, depending on inspiration.
★A work for self-entertainment, updated as circumstances dictate.
Intention: God sees me and the people see me, God listens to me and the people listen.
Nice! Looking forward to what follows!