
I Preached by Live Broadcasting the Black Materials of the Immortal Sect Boss
我靠直播仙门大佬黑料证道
by Lonely Moon (孤照月)
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[The rebellious and charming heroine x looks like a noble gentleman but is actually a green tea-loving male protagonist] Bailijun had a nightmare. In the dream, he was trampled under the feet of a woman and was extremely humiliated, but he still begged her for mercy and begged her to give her even a little love. The leader of Kunlun Wuqingdao, the famous Flower of the High Mountains in the world of cultivation, woke up and looked at the red marks all over his body: The sky is falling! He had nightmares for months, and he also hunted that woman for months. He knelt down in front of her and kissed her ankle gently, "Please, please keep me... I am absolutely professional when it comes to being a dog." Xie Heng spent her life wandering around without any relatives or friends. The only person who accompanied her was the mad dog that had been chasing her for several months. Such a great kindness, born in a country of etiquette, should be repaid with bang bang bang bang bang—— People in the cultivation world recently discovered a strange interface called "Live Broadcast Room" on a jade slip, and its owner is an weapon refiner named "Ms. This moneyless guy spends his days trying to die. The photos he uploads are either opening a magic weapon repair station in the evil sword tomb hanging in the air, or recycling scrapped copper and iron at low prices under the powerful thunder tribulation. As expected, no one is interested in his device sales business. One day, Chang Shu, a disciple of Kunlun, was walking on the roadside painting jade slips. When he came to the "live broadcast room" and was about to row away, a woman ran past him with a "whoosh", and a man behind him chased her and slashed with a sword. At the same time, the voices coming from the front and the jade slips overlapped strangely. [It is said that the Qinglian Sword Master was deprived of his third leg by Bai Yueguang and his substitute, and his plan to kill his wife to achieve enlightenment was aborted...] This person's first reaction: Can the jade slips be played in real time? Then he threw the newly bought jade slip in his hand angrily, "Why can mine only make phone calls and take photos? Bad review!" This person's second reaction: Wait, are you talking about the ruthless person who dedicated his life to eradicating evil and eradicating evil? Chang Shu immediately picked up the jade slip and continued to look at it, and found that the weapon refiner had run several miles away, explaining calmly and calmly while avoiding the sword that struck his head. [After being castrated just now, he is still able to wield the sword with great force. He is worthy of being a unique genius who can ride on eighteen ships. Shut up! The Qinglian Sword Master behind him had his eyes turned white and his sword was clattering as he slashed randomly, as if he was in a state of enchantment. "Be careful behind you! Open the protective armor quickly! You can use the Escape Talisman to teleport!" Chang Shu shouted anxiously, wishing he could give her all the magic weapons in his body. But the weapon refiner slowly took out the Qiankun bag, and actually angered the other party without hesitation. [Fellow Taoists, he has broken his guard and is so angry. How can he be called the number one in the ruthless way? It's better to go home and find a man to marry soon. Seeing Qinglian Sword Master furious, Chang Shu's heart jumped into his throat. Finally he saw the weapon refiner take out a pair of... Gongs? "No! Sisters, is it time to show off your talents?" [Fellow Taoists, please take a look. In the back, there is chaos and killing, but in the front, the people are quietly displaying and promoting. [The heart-clearing gong, struck every day, will keep you from worries all year round. It can be called the number one fashionable item in the world of cultivation. [I don't want 88000 today, I don't want 8080, I just want 998. [Three two one, improve your talent. There was a clang, which is often said to be like listening to fairy music and your ears ringing for a while, and the Qinglian Sword Master foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground. Chang Shu watches the live broadcast room every day. Today he sees the Immortal Lord's scandal being exposed, and tomorrow he sees the big boss's character collapse. And the weapon refiner who got involved in the game has over 10,000 visits, and his business is still bleak. Later, he met the weapon refiner offline again, and saw his fierce and arrogant senior brother dressed in a colorful dress and crawling in front of her. After being slapped, he put the other half of his face lovingly towards her. Chang Shu came up with a handful of glutinous rice, "Hey! Xie Sui, get off my senior brother quickly!" #A paparazzi who doesn't understand sales is not a good weapon refiner# #I am completely devoted to my wife, but she always talks about conspiracy# #It's another day to show your charming eyes to the blind man# Reading guide: 1. HE, 1V1, double strength 2. The heroine's life is not miserable, but the villains who meet her are. 3. The male protagonist chases his wife in the crematorium Purpose: Adhere to the mass line and do practical things for the people