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Sang Luo was a thief who loved money as much as his life. One day, he stole someone back.
The man was extremely handsome, and most importantly, he looked like the eldest son of a wealthy family. It was a pity that he fell into trouble and became a fool.
Sang Luo touched the rich clothes on the fool's body: "Hey hey hey... When you find your parents, you have to repay me well! Give me five taels! Otherwise, I will throw you out of the ruined temple and let you sleep with a dog!"
The fool didn't understand how much five taels was. He didn't want to sleep with a dog. He only wanted to sleep with Sang Luo, whose body was soft and fragrant, so he nodded heavily.
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Sang Luo waited and waited, but couldn't wait for the fool's family.
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became. He felt that he had suffered a loss. He was thinking about how to drive the fool out of the ruined temple. Unexpectedly, an accident occurred and the fool with extraordinary talent put him to sleep.
Sang Luo was angry and happy, grinning and shaking his legs: Big loss! Five taels is not enough, get fifty taels!
The fool didn't know how much fifty taels was. He only knew that he would earn a few more errands today, and then buy a big roast chicken for Sang Luo.
Sang Luo gnawed on the big roast chicken and silently changed fifty taels into forty-nine taels and ninety-nine cents.
A fool is like a piece of dog-skin plaster. He will follow Sang Luo wherever he goes. At night, he will stick to Sang Luo to show off his talent and majestic appearance.
Sang Luo felt so happy that his scalp was numb, so he decided to cut the price by half.
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People say that Sang Luo is stupid. He has stolen someone to support him for so long, but the money has not been exchanged, and the person still got in. When the fool wakes up, he will definitely run away!
Sang Luo was so angry that he threw a bucket of water over him: "Just open your eyes and watch me make a fortune!"
There were too many fools to support in the ruined temple at home, so Sang Luo had no choice but to wash his hands in a golden basin and start a small business, and learned to sell Teng wine.
The fool was very strong, and it was easy to transport the wine. The small wine was sold like a charm.
It's this silent fool who is sweaty and clingy.
Sticky, sticky, Sang Luo had a little kid in his belly. He grabbed the fool's ears and said, "You have to work hard to earn a lot of money to support the family, you hear me!"
As a result, Cai was not seen, and the stupid man ran away.
Sang Luo chased the ball to the majestic prince's palace and tried to climb over the wall, but was caught by the leader of the secret guard in the palace.
The ruthless and decisive secret guard leader crushed the bricks on the wall with one hand, his forehead veins were exposed, and his face was gloomy: "What are you doing here?"
Sang Luo: "Ms. Sir, I'm here to steal someone."
[Draw a red line]
1. Stealing is wrong, and you must never learn it!
2. Stealing is bad, and you must never learn it!
3. It's not okay to steal things, and you must never learn it!
4. Of course, stealing is not an option! ! ! !
5. This is a novel, not reality. Please don't take it seriously. Just watch it for fun.
6. The setting is tentative and may change before it is launched orz
7. To be added...
8. I wish you all good luck! Thanks! ~
Intention: Because of you, I will become a better self