My Alvis, Alvis...
Infinite LiuyuandanHybrid Guardian Gong×Sun Optimistic Tactics ShouShou is 10 years younger than GongBe with you every time after ten thousand times
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▌**Subject to new genius traits**:
1. **Tactical Prophet**: Can deduce 200 dungeon endings within 3 seconds, but can never calculate the attack action
2. **System Hacker**: Good at tampering with dungeon rules (such as changing Zombie Rising to Zombies in the Campus)
3. **Memory Palace**: The knowledge base accumulated through thousands of reincarnations, even the Lord God is afraid of it.
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**[Introduction to the new version]**
"The 10,001th reincarnation, I want to tame that guardian."
Qiao Yiyang has a secret - he is the only mission worker in the main god space who retains all his memories.
Relying on his almost terrifying deduction ability, he can always find a way out of desperate situations.
The only thing I can't figure out is the man:
The sharpest knife under the Lord God, the eternal silent guardian.
When the system was reset for the 9999th time, Qiao Yiyang suddenly smiled.
He hacked into the core program in front of Alves and turned the bloody copy into a wedding scene:
"This time I want you to look me in the eyes and kill me—or, dance with me?"
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**Humanoid weapon attack**×**Crazy criticism of geniuses**
1. Gong is a perfect killing machine built by the Lord God, but a mathematical formula is used to prove that "there is an emotional program"
2. Every time Shou died, he deliberately left behind a "strategy manual", which was eventually compiled into "Ten Thousand Ways to Tame a Guardian"
3. When the Lord God started formatting, Alves resisted with the first words Qiao Yiyang taught him: "... Error. Clearing is prohibited."
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**Famous scene**
? Qiao Yiyang wrote the formula amidst the hail of bullets: "Look, according to chaos theory, you have a 0.01% Probability of falling in love with me at this moment."
Alvis crushed the bullet with his bare hands: "... The probability is corrected to 100%"
Qiao Yiyang smiled and said, "You are so interesting..." He fell silent.
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#GeniusandWeapon #Write a love letter in BE #I teach the gods to say they love me
Intention: Love is to love each other