"The Rule of Silence at the Same Desk"
——The youth of two scumbags is a cosmic resonance within the allowable error range.
[Irritated pseudo-schoolboy attack × bitchy-tongued comedian｜secret love comes true×reunion×HE]
On the first day of school in the third year of junior high school, Xu Zhaoye and Li Chen were welded to death by their class teacher in the last row of the classroom.
One is the "irritable school boy" who is put on a pedestal by the support club, but is actually a low-ranking student who doesn't even understand trigonometric functions;
One is the "God of Comedy" who became popular by imitating the principal's Mediterranean hairstyle. He hides secrets under his skin that he dare not see the light of.
When the 38th line becomes a heartbeat monitor——
Li Chen used correction fluid to write "The Rules of Survival for Deskmates":
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"It is forbidden to look at each other for more than 3 seconds, it is forbidden to write love letters, and it is forbidden to catch me drawing your profile all over the draft paper.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
Xu Zhaoye threw out the "Anti-Sanctions Clause" with his backhand:
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"You are allowed to wipe your saliva with my sleeve, you are allowed to hide under my umbrella on rainy nights, and you are allowed to be the imperfect Li Chen forever.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
They used chemical reagents to fake rainbows, kissed in heavy rain water, and folded monthly exam papers into Noah's Ark.
It wasn't until the day when the dean tore down the stray cat shelter that Li Chen finally admitted:
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Xu Zhaoye, those vulgar jokes of mine are all signals for help written to you.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
"This is the rebellious algorithm of two buggy teenagers - in the chaotic system called youth, we are the optimal solution."
Intention: Youthful Years