As a famous death-seeking cat monster in the Three Realms, Jiang Wu was forced to participate in the game "One Hundred Ways to Die as Cannon Fodder" formulated by the Lord God.
However, every world collapses in strange directions——
"Modern Criminal Investigation"
He sent love handcuffs to the serial murderer, and bit the detective captain's Adam's apple in the cold storage: "The officer's body temperature is so high, did he drink my hot milk secretly?"
"Infinite Variety Show (Entertainment Circle)"
Escape room variety show live broadcast accident
- Jiang Wu replaced the plasma pack with strawberry jam, and the NPC licked his fingers and stopped broadcasting for three hours.
- During the problem-solving session, Hua Xieyou scratched her face: "Isn't it more likely that the best actor will gain ratings if he loses his appearance?"
- Barrage explosion: # Get out of the variety show# After the popularity, Xie Wei bought the show and renamed it "Catnip Love"
"Apocalyptic Zombies"
He replaced the antidote with strawberry milkshake and painted kitten paw prints on the city wall
The Zombie King rubbed the back of his neck and chuckled: "Brother, it's time to grind your fangs somewhere else."
"Supernatural Thriller"
He painted the magic cards with nail polish and changed the magic circle into a cat avatar.
The evil ghost crushed the altar and revealed his true form: "The kitten who stole my godhead, are you ready to repay your debt with your body?"
One day, Jiang Wu discovered——
The cracks on the Tyrant's heart and scales perfectly match the scars on the Mermaid King's tail fin;
The bite mark on the evil ghost's collarbone is exactly the same as the mark on the Zombie King's collar;
And the main god Xie You who was sitting on the throne was playing with the earrings, hair ropes, and blood-stained nail polish that he left behind in the small world...
"Every me you break is longing for the same kind of death." Xie Wan wrapped the gilt chain around his ankle, "Now, it's time to pay for your sin of scratching the small world."
Concept: There can't be a world without cats!