You are the young emperor of Kowloon who conquered the throne in a bloody battle. You have conquered the eight wastelands of Kyushu for ten years without fear of surrender. Who else would you be if you were the emperor of the ages?
Just when your sword is pointing at the last territory - the high priest's curse throws you into the harem of the enemy emperor.
To be precise, it is the cold palace.
Good news: You will get a handsome black-skinned, big-breasted, white-haired wolf-eared guy at the beginning (UR-level god card)
Bad news: If you don't return to China within three years, your soul will be gone.
Your plan to return to China (gradually collapsing version):
Step 1, inquire about the former enemy's enemy emperor's... XP?
Step 2, influence the prime minister of Bingshan, lure the murderous general to surrender, and instigate the sick prince to kill his father and commit rebellion... Wait, your country is all like the south wind?
...? ? ?
Nine-nine-eighty-one is hard for you to go home! Your younger brother, who has been in charge of the country for three years, is here to pick you up.
He once begged you for his life: "I am willing to be a slave to my brother."
Now he smiles at you and says: "Brother's imperial crown should be replaced by a phoenix crown."
As a straight man, you keep working on your career, and finally you find out in despair——
If you want to be a man who conquers the world, you must first conquer the world.
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Intention: While talking and laughing about the emperor's hegemony, he got drunk and his buttocks hurt after getting drunk.
