Ren Yanyu's journey to immortality begins with a fish——
A stupid fish who can cry for pearls to use as travel expenses, pick off scales to use as weapons, and even take the initiative to cut out the inner elixir and use it as a guide to overcome tribulations.
"They say that all human women love to receive gifts." The Mermaid boy handed her the heart-protecting scale he had just pulled off, and rubbed the tip of his tail flatteringly against her embroidered shoes, unaware that the blood from his heart had soaked into the blue bricks.
Ren Yanyu took the scales that could block thunder (the thirty-second scale) without changing his expression, and picked up the blood beads he dropped (the mermaid essence blood that can cure hundreds of poisons +1).
When the world of cultivation was moved by the "mermaid's infatuated love for the Taoist monk with his tail cut off", Ren Yanyu nailed him to the altar with a secret: "I'll lend you the golden elixir."
The young man took the initiative to offer it with both hands, coughing blood: "I will give you everything."
On the day of ascension, the Tiandao barrage exploded:
Warning! What you killed was the bound Taoist monk issued by Heaven!
[System error: Detected that God stabbed his fiancé to death for the thousandth time——]
Lu Miaomiao stepped on the dissipated soul of the shark and shattered the void: "Next time you go through the tribulation, remember to change it to something durable."
The remnant soul of the young man flashed in the clouds: "Then... Can I reserve a VIP feeding seat in your pond in the next life?"
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(The female protagonist writes "no conscience" on the first page of the sword manual, and the male protagonist engraves "Come and use me" in every drop of blood, a sand-carved version of Killing Fish to Promise Literature)
Intention: Live hard, and living is also a kind of hard work