The Dead Cat Returns as His Wife

Pre-received [The fake young master from the beauty school who was exposed] [The little koi just wants to show off in an extreme variety show] Copywriting comes later, post it. Bai Ruonian has a secret - he was once a cat. Once he was reborn, he became the unpopular fake young master of the Bai family. He was also hit in one ear by his father. As soon as he adapted to the human body, he was forced to marry by the AI ​​system with a 99% matching degree. The moment he looked at his match, his eyes suddenly lit up—— Wuwuwuwu... Isn't this the shit shoveling master who would open cans for him in his previous life? ! = As the youngest SS-level Alpha in the empire, Lu Mingjin is known for his coldness and ruthlessness. He blew up the entire galaxy for a cat. The entire universe has remembered the survival rule of "it's better to mess with the Zerg than the King of Hell". On the day the matching center sent Omega, the military officers placed their bets one after another: "You will be divorced within three days." "It must be sent away within a day." They are all betting on how many days this delicate bag can stay. Until someone sees—— The young major general knelt down on one knee, tied the boy's loose shoelaces, and left the meeting in front of the emperor to talk on the phone. When Bai Ruonian took Lu Mingjin's arm and appeared on the red carpet of the military anniversary celebration, the real-time traffic of the entire Star Network instantly surged to a peak, and even Lu Mingjin's approval rating also increased. The young man was dressed in a silver-white dress with a delicate sapphire brooch at the neckline, which made his complexion look like jade. He turned his head slightly and winked at the camera, smart and beautiful. #Help! Is this really the kind of beauty a human being should have? # ​ #With him, Lu Yanwang feels as gentle as a human being# ​#Major General Lu must have been penetrated by his soul. It is recommended that a strict investigation be carried out# ​#It turns out evil stars can also laugh# ​#I agree to this marriage# == When Lu Mingjin saw Bai Ruonian for the first time, the latter was hurriedly confused in the ward like a stray cat. The young man stood awkwardly in the beam, his long eyelashes casting butterfly-wing shadows under his eyes. A typical standard and boring omega, he casually planned to be sent away, but froze when the boy raised his eyes. It was a pair of familiar blue eyes, exactly the same as the cat he had before. The owner of the eyes raised his eyes timidly, and the moment he saw Lu Mingjin clearly, his pupils suddenly shrank, and he unconsciously took half a step back. Then he rushed straight towards him, even tearing off the infusion tube, and still moaned in pain while lying in Lu Mingjin's arms. Lu Mingjin looked into the young man's blue eyes and realized that by some strange combination of circumstances, he had brought this delicate trouble home. = Omega's estrus comes unexpectedly. Bai Ruonian huddled in a small nest made of military uniforms, feeling hot all over. He vaguely felt someone approaching, and instinctively moved towards him, pressing his hot cheek against the calloused palm. "Woo..." He unconsciously made a sweet nasal sound, very much like the way he used to act coquettishly. Lu Mingjin's breathing suddenly stopped. The touch from the fingertips was too familiar - the soft skin rubbed against the curve of the palm, and the slightly trembling eyelashes brushed against the itching on the wrist. "Xiao Bai?" His voice was hoarse, and he was testing subconsciously. The young man raised his head in confusion, his blue eyes full of moisture, and instinctively responded: "Meow~?" The air solidified instantly. Lu Mingjin's hands were hanging in the air, and his pupils were constricted. He saw the boy suddenly wake up, his beautiful blue eyes widening, as if he finally realized what had happened. Did he fall off his horse? No, why did he grow cat ears again? === A popular post appeared on the Xingwang forum that night. #My wife seems to have been transformed into a cat. She is a little anxious and is waiting online. 1L:? ? ? Has the host woke up? 2L: It is recommended to register with a psychiatric department ..... 2333L: If it is true... The original poster has made a lot of money! Cat girl or something... 2334L: @Interstellar Animal Protection Association There are perverts here 2335L: This is the last fantasy of cat owners! Owner, stop struggling! ==== [Pre-receipt] The fake young master of the beauty school who was exposed to the public The stubborn and down-and-out little beauty is attacked by x, who looks stupid and white but is madly criticizing the rich second generation Luo Yiche's character collapsed in the third month of studying abroad. The identity of the fake young master was exposed and his account was cleared. He also did not forget to take photos of the dome in the library with the text "The Long Night", go to bars to get credit cards, and take photos of date Porsches to post on WeChat Moments. When he was caught serving dishes in a Chinese restaurant, he dusted his shirt and said, "Get your hands dirty, it's just a family motto." Anyway, the family property is still there without the surname, and the family scandal is not publicized, so no one will expose him for the time being. The turning point came from Xie Wenjing. A rich second-generation mixed-race student came to study with him with a smile as bright as the sunshine of Southern California. He had white teeth and non-standard Chinese. He said he liked the learning ethics of Asians and the learning atmosphere. Luo Yiche pretended to correct the discriminatory error in his sentence, and then quickly took over the job. The eldest son of a wealthy financial family, he has a gambling license in Vegas, a popular singer owes money, and he is asked to sing in his casino to repay the money. To say that you are accompanying someone to study is almost like supporting someone. There are constant parties with all kinds of celebrities. This guy is also keen on extreme sports and flies around the world in airplanes. While Luo Yiche was busy collecting money, he kept updating his social media, and he did not forget his right words, "You can't delay your studies, and you can't always be absent from class." The mixed-blood smiled and said, "Participating in parties is also a way for me to learn." Luo Yiche corrected him confidently, "I want to go to class." The mixed-blood blinked his blue eyes and transferred the money, shrugged and said sorry, harmless and innocent. Until one day I bumped into this guy in an underground racing track, crashing a modified Hummer into the guardrail, jumping out of the car, pinning the person to the ground and beating him to death. There was blood on his deep three-dimensional face, and there was a smile in the blood. Where is the silly foreigner we promised? == Xie Wenjing is a typical hollow person. Behind his well-rounded appearance is a heart that is extremely boring, pursues excitement, and has a monster like a black hole of energy. Until I noticed a certain ins bourgeois influencer holding a plate with his eyes downcast after the fraternity party. Later, he easily found out the details of Luo Yiche: The rent is in arrears, I'm using my credit card to go to meetings, cleaning tables in a Chinese restaurant... But I'm still posting carefully angled photos of luxury cars on my WeChat Moments. My wrists were shaking while carrying the dishes, and I didn't forget to dust off my sleeves. Pretending to be dead. Clumsy, embarrassed, but unusually... Lively. Like weeds pushing against boulders, struggling upward bit by bit from the gaps, looking for light. At first, it was just for fun. Watching his tense profile as they drank and drank, feeling the tight waistline of skydiving, and observing how the little raccoon cat pretended to be decent, brought Xie Wenjing as much excitement and pleasure as jumping from an altitude of 10,000 meters. Just when Xie Wenjing thought he was Luo Yiche's only financial sponsor, he discovered: The recommendation letter from the top mainstream media came from a senior member of the media family. Bai Yueguang, the little beauty's former crush, came to the door with a business plan. Even Xie Wenjing's stepbrother, who has always been high-minded, sent an internship offer to the Congress. His eyes lingered on Luo Yiche's slender neck: "My brother is too playful... Psychologically... Why not consider me?" He watched Luo Yiche circle around like a butterfly, and suddenly realized that he had never been the only one. He thought he was the only tamer, but found that he had already become one of the bidders. That night he broke into Luo Yiche's apartment with blood stains on his body that were still fresh from the underground boxing ring. The little beauty was packing her luggage. When she looked up, her eyes were red with fear, but she still straightened her back: "The transaction is terminated." "Deal?" Xie Wenjing pushed the person against the wall, breathing hot breath behind his ear, "What can they give you? Money? A future?" His fingertips ran across the slightly open collar, "I can give you all these - and I'm more difficult than them." Luo Yiche tilted her head to avoid his breath, "My family doesn't allow it..." "Didn't my family already care about your life and death?" Xie Wenjing suddenly bit the tip of his ear and said in a straight voice, "Little raccoon cat." The vibrant rainforest completely devoured the desolation in his heart. He thought he had just found a novel toy, but found that he was no longer a pure observer, the weeds had turned into light, and he had become a moth. However, if the moth drives away the light and shatters the body into pieces, it is better to use the most direct and barbaric method to take it as your own. ======================== [Pre-collection] The little koi just wants to show off in Lian Zong Yu Baobao is a rotten carp spirit. The incense is withering + nosy, the luck is seriously overdrawn, and you will have to change back to the mermaid form from time to time. Until a nightmare woke him up. He was a cannon fodder NPC in the book. After running out of luck to help the protagonist, he would degenerate into a wild koi carp that was stewed in soup! Yu Shuangshuang immediately sat upright in the bathtub. Can't turn into a big carp! So we set our sights on the lucky protagonist of this book—the prince Luo Xinghuan, who is about to explode in the entertainment industry in the future. The stars are shrouded in the sky, the flowers on the high mountain are superimposed, and the luck is coming. It happened that this guy was about to appear on an extreme sports variety show, and Yu Shangyuan managed to sneak in by holding his breath underwater for two minutes and became a strong back. Yu Baobao is having so much fun, rub it! Just rub it hard! Post it! Fry CP! However, the signal of the protagonist is too full, the koi carp is too full of luck, snorkeling underwater, the two of them swim together underwater, and Yu Baobao is trending. Really looks like a little mermaid Looks like Mr. Luo The consequence of being bound to Luo Xinghuan was that Yu Baobao would no longer be able to live a bad life, so he made a statement and planned to run away with the luck he had saved. However, on the day the statement was issued, the account was hacked, the statement was taken down, and the sound of a key being turned came from the room. Luo Xinghuan squeezed him into a small space, staring at him with dark and unfathomable eyes. "Show it, you want to run away after you have enough luck?" Help! The book doesn't say that he is a dank man. How about the flower of the high mountains that you promised? ? The incense is free, and the fish body is free! Ever since he saw his fish tail that day, Luo Xinghuan was certain that he was the fish that would help him realize his wish. But Yu only has seven seconds of memory, so he forgot all about it when he saw it, so he stupidly posted it up. Purpose: True love is eternal