Enigma Big and Small All Want to Attack Me

The column is available in advance. The copy of "What the hell are you guys doing?" Is below. Welcome to collect it~ Copywriting of this article The cool and sickly beauty Shou (Alpha) VS the straight-ball, black-bellied and crazy critic (Enigma) Jiang Han, a top S-class Alpha, took charge of a billion group at a young age. Unfortunately, he was terminally ill and died soon. There are only three items in his bucket list: keep the family business, take medicine, and wait to die. Until he picked up a silver-white kitten. This cat is a life-sustaining miracle drug. Just hug him and take a sip, and his rampant pheromones will immediately calm down! In order to survive, Jiang Han transformed into a twenty-four filial male mother and began to clumsily learn how to become a qualified shit shoveler. He treats the kitten as an ancestor and raises it as his son. He posts cats on Weibo more frequently than the group's financial reports. He has long regarded this kitten that will be with him no matter what, as his family. In the dead of night, Jiang Han buried his face in the soft belly of the kitten, complaining about the company's daily chores, and thinking of a certain business rival who made him uncomfortable. "Baby, that K from Tianqiong Technology is really a sleazy beast!" "A few days ago, they stole my bid in Nancheng, and today they are pretending to be a good guy again!" "Ah! A dog is competing with something. I wish him bankruptcy as soon as possible!" The silver-white kitten glanced at him faintly, flicked its tail, stretched out its barbed tongue, and licked his chin hard. - K, a hacker of China's top technology group, has another hidden identity, the mysterious cat tribe Enigma. Only the highly matched Alpha pheromone can completely transform him into a human form. His plan should have been perfect. Step one: Disguise yourself as a poor stray cat. Step 2: Picked up by the target person's business rival, the sick and frail CEO with 100% pheromone purity. Step Three: Use his pheromones to complete your final transformation as Enigma. Step 4: Return to the family and reach the pinnacle of life. The plan went smoothly until the third step, when something unexpected happened. This business rival was very clingy to him. He had to watch him when he was bathing, hold him when he was sleeping, and occasionally kiss and hug him. He would learn to cook cat rice clumsily and make himself look miserable. He even looked more panicked than if he was dying when he pretended to be sick. It's a bit cute, let's take another look... One night, his mortal enemy hugged him into bed again and had a long talk. Jiang Han: "Baby, do you think that bitch K is a psychopath?" The kitten gave a cold "meow"... (Which of your eyes saw that I am abnormal?) Jiang Han hugged it tightly and took a deep breath: "You also think he is perverted, right? This old man will get into oranges sooner or later!" The kitten struggled again: "Meow!" (You try to curse again?!) Jiang Han was a little confused, why is my cat so anxious? We promised to help me scratch that dog thing one day... - Until one day, Jiang Han was assassinated and his pheromone completely collapsed. He was so painful that he almost drowned in a bathtub filled with cold water. In order to save him, a certain cat had to return to human form. There was a burst of dazzling white light, and the cat in his arms disappeared. A handsome man with long silver-white hair who was 1.88Cm tall, with wide shoulders, narrow waist and eight-pack abs, fished Jiang Han out of the water with one hand and pinned him to the edge of the bathtub. His canine teeth pierced his glands mercilessly! Enigma's overbearing pheromones gradually soothed the chaotic and collapsed body. Jiang Han's consciousness returned slightly and he took a closer look. Grass! It's you? ! Food Guide Essentially, it's a sweet and refreshing story about a big fishing devil who works hard at every step and eats up the hard-mouthed and soft-hearted little hedgehog! 1. EA(Enigma 2. Enigma is a rare gender, superior to the other three, and can defeat everyone. 3. Both attackers and shou are real bosses, but in the early stage one is restrained by the cat form (attack), and the other is in poor health (sufferer) and has to temporarily bow his head to protect the property left by his parents. Later, after the two rise up, they will fight side by side, day in and day out. 4. All the words were typed out by the author one by one. It is not easy for working people to refuse to judge AI/copied words in vain. 5. The hand speed is moderate, and I will ask for leave when something happens, and I will never cheat. -------------------Dividing line children-------------------- "What's the matter, just a few buddies" Outside, the Qingfeng Jiyue, a talented man. Inside, the dark-faced, sultry showman Gong VS the innocent young general Shou, the dream lover of four generations, old, middle-aged and young. Copywriting Tang Zhao once passed through the book and became the nine-year-old son of General Tang, who had great military exploits in the book. What did children do in ancient times? How old are you when you learn literature and how old are you when you practice martial arts? How should you go to private school? How should you fasten your long lapels? What are the etiquettes at the dinner table? Can't I step on the threshold to enter the house? Tang Zhao was confused, but the system was ruthlessly disconnected, and he was completely disconnected. But it didn't matter, he was an e-person and could get by anywhere. Cheng Shuyi, a young man from a literary family next door, is about the same age as Tang Zhao, about ten years old, but he has talents different from his age. Outsiders say that he is the reincarnation of a literary star. Two children with prominent family backgrounds don't like each other. One is lively and dazzling, and the other is cold, indifferent and a loner. Until one day, the two of them met in a narrow alley. Tang Zhao stretched out his legs, waiting to trip him up. However, Cheng Shuyi slowly said, "Do you love you and go all alone?" Tang Zhao:! ! ! "I love the way you don't kneel down..." The two said in unison: "I love you, I have endured despair and refused to cry!" Good job! Right! It turns out that he is not the only one who wears books here! The two hugged each other and cried, don't say anything anymore, you will be my best buddy from now on! Ten years later, Tang Zhao was appointed by the emperor to lead troops to guard the border. Cheng Shuyi stayed there and took the exam. "It's okay, buddy. As a man, you should protect your home and country! I'm leaving. I always write letters when I have nothing to do!" Later, the Cheng family was framed and the news that their parents died soon spread to the frontier. They heard that their best friend since childhood was going to be forced to marry a dandy young prince with a Longyang habit as his male favorite, and that he would be paraded in public in a red sedan chair! Tang Zhao's rise to prominence after taking advantage of the crime, damn! This is great! Hurry back to the capital --- ---Go and steal the bride. Tang Zhao snatched the sedan chair of the dandy young marquis in the street and took Cheng Shuyi back to his home. Cheng Shuyi saw Tang Zhao in a red shirt: "Zhao Zhao, how about we get married as a cousin? I feel that having such an identity in the future will make it easier for me to investigate the frame-up of my parents." Tang Zhao thought for a while: "Okay, what you said makes sense, buddy, I will help you find out the truth and clear your parents' innocence!" After getting married-- Cheng Shuyi: "Zhaozhao, we have to show off our affection in front of others. Don't let people think that we got together premeditated." Tang Zhao readily agreed: "No problem!" Cheng Shuyi: "Zhaozhao, if you have nothing to do tonight, let's take a bath after dinner?" Tang Zhao: "Okay! This used to be common in my hometown!" Cheng Shuyi: "Recently, I heard someone spreading lies outside, saying that we are both men and there is no way we can have sex even if we get married. It's just nonsense. There must be a conspiracy." Tang Zhao was thoughtful: "What?" Cheng Shuyi pressed the person under him: "Zhaozhao, will you let me do it once?" Tang Zhao Dayi lay down in awe: "Crap! Come on! What's wrong with this? I have a few buddies!" Intention: You are my weakness and my armor