You know, our Lord in the Holy City of Light who is proficient in black magic is the strongest "Black Witch"
He has jet black hair, iris-colored eyes, and is wrapped in a mysterious white bandage.
Oh, he's a man
Oh, his name is Dazai
The witch read the "Complete Suicide Manual" day and night, and after careful research, she found the death method she wanted to try the most.
Unfortunately, things didn't go as planned. His immediate boss, Mr. Black-hearted Mori Ogai, did not agree with his subordinates' inaction and tricked the witch into making a magic contract.
White light flashed, and a sweet little orange-haired god landed in front of him.
[Hello, friendly express delivery, contract online delivery to my wife]
[Congratulations on your golden wedding today]
Love magic, you deserve it
Osamu Dazai: "?"
Bai Jian's wife is violent and arrogant, and she is always the first to fight.
After having a wife, the witch has lived a life of three delicious meals a day, painless adventures, and happy promotions.
The suicide plan was shelved
The happy and shameless life was quite luxurious. When Osamu Dazai had almost forgotten his original goal, his beautiful puppy wife suddenly asked: "When are we going to get divorced?"
Osamu Dazai: "?"
? ?
! ! !
No, Lord Witch, he is determined not to divorce!
Ps.
1. Written on April 29th, happy birthday Zhongya
2. If you don't break up or go against it, ooc belongs to me, and love belongs to them.
3. An imaginary Western fantasy, written by a literary fan, it is probably a story about two stubborn monsters who are entangled and arguing about divorce, and annoy the people around them, but they still don't divorce (so are we also a part of you?)
4. The Dazaishi Congratulations that was originally planned to be opened next door probably won't open on time. I can't finish this book. I can't finish it before 6.19. I'll wipe my tears and pre-collect the book. I'll leave it to you all. Wow.
5. If there is a list, follow the list. If there is no list, it will be the next day. I leave it to you to save things. It is really important (nod)
6. In addition to additional updates, it is usually updated at 9:00 in the morning. If there is no update, it means there is no update that day.
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Intention: Mistaking divorce for fun
Reader comments
Laughing at a Dazai who even hates his own cat incarnation [dog head] [dog head]
Will there be two Dazai competing for each other's favor in the future? [Let me be healthy]
Laughing at a Dazai who even hates his own cat incarnation [dog head] [dog head] Will there be two Dazai competing for each other's favor in the future? [Let me be healthy]