
I Was Your Kitten Before I Became the Grim Reaper
成为死神前是你的小猫
by Chaoshan Congyi (乱山从乙)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 209k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Everyone, take a look at the new article next door, "The Hollow Man Acts as a Passionate Kind" Please don't read this book... I'm really out of ideas. The cat sculpts a god of death, clings to a person, and attacks him in a vinegar vat Li Daoquan lived a miserable life in the first half of his life. Her father didn't care for her and her mother didn't love her. Her life was in tatters. She never worked hard even if she had a dream. She managed to graduate from an unpopular cultural relics department in a third-rate university. She changed seven jobs in five years and couldn't find a way out. When Li Daoquan was sleeping in the canteen left by his grandfather, he never expected that the turning point in his life would begin - he was poisoned by gas. After death, those who lose in life become the Nightmare God, a subordinate of the God of Death. It sounds powerful, but in fact, he is just as useless as himself. His only skill is to give nightmares to anyone who cares about him. God of Death: In times of disaster, when there are too many people, you collect them for me. Li Daoquan: His career comes as he says. As a result, Li Daoquan's unlucky life officially escalated into hell mode. Death: Go and stop an earthquake. Li Daoquan: How to stop it? Death slumped on the sofa cushions: Is this a question I should be thinking about? Li Daoquan:...... He took on the huge task all by himself, and the boss was happy when the god of death waved it away. Until one day, Li Daoquan woke up in his grandfather's canteen and found that he had been resurrected. What followed was a harmonious family, a smooth career, and sincere friendship. If he ignored his enemy Tong Linyou who was jealous of him at that moment, his life would be so perfect that it was unreal. However, Li Daoquan was still too happy too early. He found out that he had been loved by his arch-enemy as a substitute for hundreds of years... Tong Linyou: You are not him yet, but you will be the same after you die. Li Daoquan: Help... Fry the food Just as he was thinking about how to respond, the God of Death was urging him to complete the task again: Death: You will die in that earthquake in this life. Now you can think of a way to prevent it. Li Daoquan: You don't know yet, right? Leader... Now there is one more trouble. Death: Let me see if you will die if you only like me. Li Daoquan: I don't know what you're angry about! On the surface, Li Daoquan relieves (adds) worries (troubles) and relieves (adds) difficulties (troubles) to the leaders. In fact, he used the knowledge of two generations to become a curator and realized his original dream. He was determined to dedicate everything to the cultural relics cause, but he accidentally discovered that the cultural relic bronze mirrors in the collection were not genuine. In order to explore the secrets of authentic and fake bronze mirrors, Li Daoquan embarked on the road of adventure... Death: Where's the earthquake? ! Li Daoquan: Just die! Let's talk about it first. But unlucky for him, faced with academic alienation and the mysterious mastermind behind the scenes, Li Daoquan didn't know whose cake he had touched. He was assassinated but miraculously resurrected the next day. The assassin did not believe in evil and killed Li Daoquan again and again. Li Daoquan died again and again. As a result, his nightmare physique could not be hidden at all, causing those who cared about him to have nightmares. Li Daoquan discovered that the first person to be harmed was actually his mortal enemy Tong Linyou... When he was discouraged, he didn't expect the God of Death to seek people out. After Li Daoquan was resurrected n times, he was surprised to find that he was so unlucky that he was cursed by his previous life. After delving into the reason, he was surprised to find again that the God of Death seemed to be the cat he had raised in his previous life. The god of death didn't say a word, but just resurrected the shit shovel. Back to the underworld, everyone respected Li Daoquan. Small theater: #About the matter of conquering the master of Bai Yueguang, what did the kitten do right# Tong Linyou: Becoming the God of Death. Li Daoquan: Actually it's not that difficult! #Raising a kitten until the kitten counterattacks, what did Li Daoquan do right# Tong Linyou: Lie down obediently. Li Daoquan: No sterilization! Motto: People who know why they live can endure almost any adversity
