(The scheming and cute kitten is attacked by an upright man who criticizes his body)
The little cat demon Zhu Xun went down the mountain to practice, but after encountering a cold two-legged beast, his cultivation greatly increased and he turned into a human form.
"?" Zhu Xun realized: Can you become a human by sticking a sticker?
The first day,
Zhu Xun licked his hair clean, lay down on the man's sneakers, stretched out his front paws, raised his tail high, put on the most enchanting pose, thrust his plump butt in front of the two-legged beast, and twisted it coquettishly.
"Meow meow meow~"
People, cats like you.
As a result... Someone just frowned and said nothing, and posted a message on the campus forum.
[Senior Cat keeps twerking in front of me. Is he scratching his body? Do I need to take it for vaccination?
Zhu Xun, who had received two injections in his butt, grinned: "..."
He won't give up!
Once again,
He took advantage of the Twolegs' lunch break to break in through the window, then jumped into the other's arms, stretched out his paws to step on the breasts, rolled around coquettishly, and lay down beside the other's pillow to lick the other's face.
Gurgled.
People, cats really, really like you!
The next second, the Twolegs were finally awakened by the sound of grunting.
One person and one cat stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes.
So, someone logged into the forum to post again.
[Help, why does the cat keep making noises? Is it stress or a respiratory problem?
[Is it paronychia if a cat keeps stepping on its feet?
Zhu Xun: "..."
Bad guy!
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Yan Zhilu recently picked up a cat.
This cat seems very weak:
Rubbing myself every day seems to be skin rash.
The constant grunting could be pneumonia.
I keep stepping on my feet, it's definitely paronychia!
…
After sending the cat to the pet hospital for the nth time, the veterinarian couldn't bear it anymore: "The cat is not sick. The cat just likes you. The most important thing for you now is to take the cat to be sterilized!"
Neutering?
As soon as the veterinarian finished speaking, the cat in Yan Zhilu's arms kicked off its legs, struggled violently, and ran out quickly, heading towards home.
Yan Zhilu chased after him.
But he saw his cat's collar on the bathroom floor, and a naked man suddenly appeared in the bathtub. He was covering his buttocks with his hands in shame and anger, staring at him fiercely, as if he was about to cry:
"Man, I hate you now, I hate you!!!"
Reading Guide
1. "Why does the cat keep ringing" comes from the Internet
2. The paronychia and dermatitis at the back came from the Internet in just two steps.
3. It is essentially a short sweet article and may not be long in length.
Purpose: Be friendly to animals
