[Short story, length: 30,000 to 50,000 yuan]
[The column concludes with the short story "Alpha Butler has been secretly in love with me for many years", welcome to taste~]
After Cheng Xiaoya signed with Star Entertainment, he quickly became famous in the music industry for his good voice.
No one knows what a huge secret he carries - he is a duck who has been practicing for three hundred years.
As a duck with the best voice, Cheng Xiaoya ignored the opposition of his tribe and never returned to singing after cultivating his human form.
But he didn't understand the rules of the world at first, and in the eyes of his boss Wen Xinghai, he unintentionally turned into a bad guy who climbed into bed to get his position.
He wanted to explain, but the description got darker and darker.
When his boss saw him, he started to make trouble. Cheng Xiaoya was so angry that he sent a message to his friend: "I really want to punch his head into his stomach!"
As a result, the person involved heard about it, and Cheng Xiaoya was arrested and worked as a coolie for another day.
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But fortunately, the songs he sang were finally heard, and he became famous.
At this time, he was obsessed with the bad guys. After a fight, his soul left his body, and he had to find a rubber duck to possess him.
However, Wen Xinghai attacked him.
The rubber ducky was squeezed and made an unpleasant "quacking" sound.
Cheng Xiaoya, who originally cared about his own voice the most, had no time to care about how ugly his voice had become.
What he cared about was that Wen Xinghai actually pushed its head into its stomach! ! !
Cheng Xiaoya: "..."
No more oral pleasure QAQ
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Wen Xinghai fell in love with a little singer in his company.
The child is young, beautiful and well-behaved. There is nothing wrong with him except that he is a bit stupid.
He secretly supported him and kept him by his side in the name of taking care of his nephew, but whether it was explicit or implicit, the other party couldn't understand it.
He couldn't wait any longer and decided to confess.
But he didn't expect that the other party turned into a rubber duck in front of him.
Wen Xinghai: "...???"
After discovering this secret, Mr. Wen took a bath for an hour or two every day.
From then on, the voice of the rubber duck often came from the bathroom, and it turned out to be exactly the same as the little singer's voice.
But this sound was also mixed with some indescribable, vague and misty sounds of water.
[Knocking on the blackboard]
Black-hearted capitalist human attacker vs cute duck singer singer
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I don't know anything about the entertainment industry. It's all made up. It's all made up.
Purpose: Love animals